What's missing from this picture? 画面中少了什么?
We'll start with extraction, which is a fancy word for trashing the planet. 我们从“开采”讲起，一个用来粉饰“毁灭地球”的词
What this looks like looks like is we chop down the trees, 那听起来就像我们砍树
we blow up the mountains to get the metals inside and 我们炸山，把金属塞进去
use up all the water, and we wipe out the animals. 耗尽水源并灭绝动物
We are running out of resources. 我们快把资源用完了
Now, I know this can be hard to hear, but it's the truth. 要知道“话糙理不糙”
So we've got to deal with it. 所以我们必须要克制
In the past three decades alone, 仅在过去30年
one third of the planet's natural resources has been consumed. 地球上1/3的自然资源被已被消耗
Gone. 没了
We are cutting and mining and hauling and trashing the place so fast 我们对环境肆意妄为的速度之快
that we're undermining the planet's very ability for people to live here. 正在破坏地球供人生存居住的能力
We have 5% of the world's population, 我们有世界上5%的人口
but we're using 30% of the world's resources. 却占用了世界上30%的资源
If everybody consumed at US rates, 如果全按美国的速度消耗下去
we would need three to five planets. 我们将需要3-5个地球
And you know what? 可你们知道吗?
We've only got one. 地球只有1个
Fuck. 见鬼
You live in that? 你就住那?
Seriously? 没开玩笑?
Does your chicken have a name? 小鸡有名字吗?
- Chicken. - Chicken? - 鸡仔 - 小鸡?
Chicken. 鸡仔
Where's all your stuff? 你的东西呢?
I divested. 扔了
Cut myself down to a hundred things. 自行缩减到100件东西
What do you mean a hundred things? 什么叫100件东西?
Shirt's one thing, bowl's one thing. 衬衣算一件，碗算一件
Fork. Sleeping bag. 叉子、睡袋
Chicken. 鸡仔
And you kept that hat? 你还留着那顶帽子?
Tell me you at least have a gun. 告诉我，你至少有把枪
Jesus, Waldo. 上帝啊，瓦尔多
When's the last time you had anybody up here? 上次有人来访是什么时候?
Three years. 3年前
You got any friends? 你有朋友吗?
Chicken. 鸡仔
What the fuck is that? 这是什么鬼?
- I bought the land from a sculptor. - Sure, because this spoke to you, - 我从雕塑家手里买的地 - 当然，因为它叫你买的
right? 对吗?
Remember that time we were supposedly "broken up"? 记得我们被传“分手”的那次吗?
I ran into you outside the art museum on Wilshire. I was on a date. 我约会时，在威尔夏美术馆外撞见你
I ditched the guy.We went straight to your truck in the parking structure. 我甩了他，咱俩直奔你停在立体车库的卡车
It was right next to the La Brea Tar Pits… 就在拉布雷亚沥青坑旁边
by the mammoths. 挨着猛犸象骨架
Okay. 好了
First of all, this isn't a mammoth. 首先，这不是猛犸象
It's an elephant. Second of all, 它是大象，其次
you're saying I bought this property 你说我买下这里
because I had a subconscious sexual memory 是因为我有一种潜意识性记忆
- prompted by this sculpture. - Which you brought me straight to, - 被这雕塑唤醒 - 你直接表现出来的
- the minute I came to visit you. - Uninvited. - 我来访的瞬间 - 不请自来
Look, I'm here on business. 听着，我来谈正事的
Alastair Pinch, the actor... 阿利斯特·平奇，那个演员
Killed his wife. 杀了妻子
Maybe he killed her, maybe he didn't. 也许是他，也许不是
I don't think he even knows. The guy's a blackout drunk. 我想连他也不清楚，那家伙是个醉汉
The network's got a lot riding on him. So they're paying for his lawyer. “奈网”和他休戚与共，花钱为他请律师
- So he did kill her. - It means the money's serious. - 所以是他杀的 - 意味着肯出大价钱
They're looking to hire a PI. 他们要雇私人调查员
This gig could jump me to the majors. 这差事能让我鱼跃龙门
If I could deliver the famous Charlie Waldo to work it with me. 只要我能兑现“和著名的查理·瓦尔多共事”之约
Come on. 拜托
You know those Hollywood types. 你知道好莱坞那帮人
They always want to put a big name in it. 他们总要搞个大噱头
I'm retired. 我退休了
I see that... 我明白
from the force. 从警队
I'd be willing to go 80/20 yours. 我愿意跟你“二八分账”
What would I even do with the money? 我要这些钱干嘛?
Buy a nicer 100 things. 买更好的100件东西
- Coz then my life would be complete? - Exactly! - 因为那样我的生活就完整了? - 没错
Pass. 不要
- Lydell was a long time ago. - Lorena. - 莱德尔的事早过去了 - 罗琳娜
You don't have to keep punishing yourself. 你不必惩罚自己
- You don't have to live like that. - You don't have to live like that. - 你不必活成那样 - 你才是
Fuck. You expect me to apologize? 见鬼，你要我道歉?
Hey, I grew up poor, for real poor, 嘿，我家境贫寒，因为真的穷
not with solar panels. 没有太阳能板
Fine. 好了
Come on, let me bring you back into the real world. 来吧，让我带你回现实世界
Just for a few weeks. We'll have some laughs. 几周就好，我们会很愉快的
I can't. 我做不到
Alright. It was worth a shot. 好吧，值得我一试
Can I have a hug at least? 至少拥抱一下?
You ghosted me, Waldo. 你躲着我，瓦尔多
I ghosted everybody. 我躲开了所有人
I know. 我明白
You smell better than you look. 你闻着比看着强
You can't stay up here forever. 你不能永远待在这
No? Why not? 哦？为什么?
Same reason you and I kept hooking back up. 咱俩照样会纠缠到一起的
Unfinished business is a bitch. 总要有个了结
Things are not looking good for celebrated actor Alastair Pinch. 事情进展对著名演员阿利斯特·平奇不利
He's under renewed scrutiny by the LAPD 洛杉矶警方正重新彻查
regarding the murder of his wife, Monica Pinch, two weeks ago. 其妻子莫妮卡·平奇两周前遇害一案
Investigators say they are focusing their inquiries on the 侦查员已将该演员本人
actor himself as the prime suspect. 列为头号嫌犯进行集中调查
Jesus, Waldo. 天呐，瓦尔多
You know, you shouldn't do that. 你不该那么做的
Call a cop. 报警啊
So Lorena Nascimento was out here a couple of days ago, huh? 罗琳娜·纳萨门托几天前在这，对吧?
Oh, yeah? 是吗?
I'll have to check my visitors log. 我得查下访客日志
Don't jerk me.She's been scoping you for the Pinch murder. 别耍我，她给你在“平奇谋杀案”上发挥的机会
Dumb bastard's the least of her worries. 一根筋的傻子是她最不担心的
She say anything about Don Q? 她提到过唐Q吗?
- Is he a game show host? - A Captain of industry. - 游戏节目主持人? - 一位行业老大
A recreational pharmaceutical industry. 供人消遣的药品行业
- The girl's on his payroll. - That sounds like bullshit. - 那女人在他工资单上 - 听着像胡扯
Oh, that's not bullshit. 没胡扯
You check out her ride? 你瞧见她的车了?
Where do you think she gets that kind of cheese? 她在哪得偿所愿的?
Where does a cop with four kids get the cheese for a Vette? 如愿生了4个娃的警察是在哪找的兽医?
You dropped this. 你掉的
Anyway. She took something belonged to Don Q. 总之，她拿了属于唐Q的东西
Not exactly the healthiest lifestyle choice. 这不是长寿之人该选的生活方式
Now, what I think is she came up here… 而我觉得她是到这来
- to leave it with you. - Leave what? - 留给你的 - 留了什么?
And if you're smart you will give it to me. 聪明的话就给我
I don't know what it is. I haven't seen… 我不知道那是啥，没见过
Stop wasting my time, man. 别磨叽，哥们
And the last thing she did on her computer was Google map this ass pile. 她最后用电脑做的事是谷歌这里的地图
Last call on her cell was from Idyllwild. 最后一通电话来自爱德怀山庄
What do you mean last call? 啥叫最后一通电话?
- Is there a "Missing Persons" open? - Hell, no. - 开启失踪人员调查了? - 没有
That would require somebody gave a shit. 那就需要有人管了
What? 咋了?
* 罗琳娜27通来电未接 *
This is Lorena. You can leave a message. But… 我是罗琳娜，请你留言，但是
if you want me to call you back, 若想让我回电
you better make it interesting. 最好够吸引人
Fuck you, Lorena. 该死的罗琳娜
Yo, hit him again. Come on, hit him again dog. 再给他一拳，快，再揍一拳
Hit him. 揍他
Oh, he gonna fuck your white ass up. 噢，他会把你揍扁
- Oh , hit him again. Hit him again. - No. Wait. Wait! - 再揍一拳，揍他 - 不，住手，住手!
- Hit him again. - Whatever the problem is here, - 再揍一拳 - 不管出了啥问题
see, we can, we can 咱们可以，可以
communicate. 沟通解决
Is that a purse? 那是女士包?
- It's a Bottega, motherfucker. - Oh, shit. - 是“葆蝶家”,土鳖 - 该死
- What the fuck did you hit him with? - Oh, shit. - Yeah, yeah. - 你用什么打他? - 是啊，干得好
What do you morons want? 你们这些白痴想要什么?
Hey, hold on, hold on, hold on. 嘿，等一下
Relax, big man. 放松点，大块头
We want you to stay your ass up on this motherfucking mountain. 我们要你待在这该死的山上
And stay away from Alastair Pinch. 远离阿利斯特·平奇
That's right. If you don't, 没错，要是你不听
you'll get more visits from the Palisades Posse, motherfucker. 你会收到栅栏帮更多的问候，土鳖
- What the fuck is wrong with him? - Help me up. - 他到底怎么了? - 拉我起来
Come on. 快点
- Yo, what are you doin? - He ain't standing up - 你在干嘛? - 他站不起来了
- What the fuck are you doing? - I hate to break it to you both. - 你到底在干嘛? - 我不想打断你俩
I've got nothing to do with Alastair Pinch. 我和阿利斯特·平奇毫无关系
Bull shit. 胡扯
You work for the network. It's in the trades. 你为奈网办事，有交易
Let him see that... 给他看
It's upside down, moron. 拿反了，白痴
* 前警员加入平奇团队 *
Yeah, that's right. 没错 * 前警员加入平奇团队 *
- What the fuck? - Knock him out dog. Come on. - 什么鬼? - 放倒他，赶紧的
Just stay your hillbilly ass out of LA, bitch. 乖乖待着，远离洛杉矶，土鳖
最后一幕 （瓦尔多） = 微博 @ 游戏译场 =
* 班宁汽车站 *
This is Lorena. You can leave a message. But… 我是罗琳娜，请你留言，但是
if you want me to call you back, 若想让我回电
you better make it interesting. 最好够吸引人
The mailbox is full and cannot accept new messages at this time. 语音信箱已满，此时无法接收
* 奈网实体“黑熊影业”*
*《法官约翰尼》*
Mr. Waldo. 瓦尔多先生
Wilson Sikorsky, head of the Network. Hop in. 威尔逊·史高基，奈网负责人，上车
You know, Fontella Davis, Alastair Pinch's attorney. 这是范泰拉·戴维斯，平奇的律师
Never had the pleasure. 不胜荣幸
Hold on. Hang on, hang on. 等等，别挂
No, no, I'm not paying him 40. 不，40不行
I'll pay him 25 and he should be kissing my balls. 我出25块，他就该跪舔我了
What was the last series he had? Two years he'll be playing sasquatch on the Discovery Channel. 他上个节目是啥？再过2年，他该去探索频道扮大脚怪了
why did you put it in the trades that I was working for your Network? 为啥交易中提及我为奈网办事?
Mr. Waldo, when you land a star, you don't hide him under your ass. 瓦尔多先生，纸包不住火
You tell the whole fucking world. 你得告诉全世界
You were the youngest ever Captain in the LAPD. Did we get that right? 你是洛杉矶警局史上最年轻的警监，对吧?
- Youngest Detective III. - Yeah, close enough. - 最年轻的警探三世 - 差不多
We want you to start right away. Even though Lorena Nascimento seems unavailable. 希望你马上开工，即使罗琳娜·纳萨门托似乎没空
She's missing. When's the last time you talked to her? 她失踪了，你们最后交谈是啥时候?
No. 不
No. Fuck no. 不，不行
That I can work with.Then you do your homework. 我上班，你做功课
She's going to be exactly like her mother. 真像她老妈
- Do you have kids, Mr. Waldo? - No. - 你有孩子吗，瓦尔多先生? - 没有
I'm going to give you my cell phone. 我的手机号码给你
Don't call the office. My new assistant's a fuckwit. But 别打办公室，我新助手很蠢
call me day or night, though. I got to get this tied up. 尽管打给我，我亲自办这事
You may or may not be aware I'm facing a takeover. 不管你知不知道，我正面临收购
And I want you on NCN with me tonight. 今晚你跟我上NCN专访
I assume you know how to find the Barber shop. 我想你知道怎么找理发店
Hey, guys. The thing is, 嘿，伙计们…问题是
I never told Lorena I'd do this. Sorry. 我从没答应罗琳娜参与此事…抱歉
So I tell you, my nuts are in a vice, you give them an extra turn. 所以我说我不接受的话，你会再考虑一下?
Want more money just have your Reps call me. 想要加钱就让经纪人打给我
Show's worth twice now what it used to be. This murder thing's 谋杀案让这部剧的价值翻倍
done wonders for the ratings. I could probably get 6 mil and up, 我靠收视奇迹赚了600万都不止
but, you know, I got to have 100 episodes and only got 57. 但你知道，100集我只拍了57集
So I need two more years of...Watch the cable. 所以再拍2年的话，我要…小心电缆
Alastair Pinch, healthy, happy, and off of death row. 阿利斯特·平奇健康快乐地走出死牢
I can't take this. 我不能收下它
I only own 100 things. If I take that, it's going to be 101, you know? 我只留100件东西，收下它会变101，懂吗?
- Not really. - Well, it's complicated. - 不会吧 - 这很复杂
Let's go with one of the other PIs. 咱另找一个调查员
I know we said we needed to create distraction, but this? 虽然我们说过要分散注意力，但他
- Come on. - I'm fond of your work, too. - 算了吧 - 我也喜欢你的工作
A real PI. One that knows how to do the job. 一个真的调查员，称职的
- Not just some has-been. - All right, look, - 而非过气的 - 好了，听着
I'm only here to tell you to put out a Press release 我只是来请你们发新闻稿
that says I'm not involved, Alright? 说我不参与，好吗?
That I turned it down. Can you do that? 我拒绝了，行吗?
This is the hottest gig in town.Everybody's chasing it. 这是全城最火的剧，人人追看
Here's what I'll do. I'll introduce you to Alastair. 这样，我把你介绍给阿利斯特
I'll pay you for the day, whether you take the case or not. 付你一天报酬，无论你接不接这案子
Excuse me. 失陪一下
- What was Lorena gonna charge? - A thousand a day plus expenses. - 罗琳娜要价多少? - 日薪1000+花销
Two thousand. And not to me. A donation to the Sierra Club 2000，别给我，捐给塞拉俱乐部
in memory of Lydell Lipps. 纪念莱德尔·利普斯
Deal. It's a shame your kids are gonna miss this. 成交，可惜你的孩子没赶上
You're about to meet a motherfucking legend. 你就要见到一位传奇人物了
So Stevie and I were at my estate. 所以史蒂维和我在我的庄园
I was drinking absinthe and several snifters in I decided 我在喝苦艾酒，几杯下肚后，我决定
that this would be the perfect night 这般良夜
to teach Stevie Wonder 应该教史蒂维·旺德
how to drive. 怎么开车
And that it might be most entertaining 而最搞笑的可能就是
to let him motor about the lawn with me outside the car 我让他在草坪上开，自己却在车外
- trying to dodge it. - Excuse me. - 尽力躲闪 - 抱歉
- Ready to shoot, Mr. Pinch? - Oh, Thank you, Cheryl. - 准备好了吗，平奇先生? - 谢谢，夏洛
Yes. 是的
Anyway, I thought I'd give Stevie a sporting chance. 反正我想史蒂维有可能学会
So there I was, trousers around my ankles. 所以我在那里好整以暇
Stevie gave it some stick and I spent the next fortnight 史蒂维被嘲讽了几句，而接下来的两周
pissing Claret in Ward C. 我都在医院尿血
Where's my mustache fluffer? 我的胡子刷在哪?
Last Looks! 最后一幕
Let me know when we're set. 准备好了告诉我
Grazie, babies. 谢谢你们
Sustained. So-strained. 反对有效,“反堆有效” [阿利斯特醉酒会有口误]
So-stained. “反对由笑” [阿利斯特醉酒会有口误]
Is he shit-faced? Ha, come on. - 他烂醉了吗? - 拜托
It is such a privilege to get to watch this man work. 能看此人拍戏何其荣幸
He's got a shitload of Shakespeare Awards under his bed. 他床下有一大堆莎士比亚奖
Greatest fucking actor since Brando. 堪比白兰度
I get him Wednesday nights after Jessica Beal... 我每周三晚上去接他之前，杰西卡·比尔
Background… 远景
and… 准备
action. 开拍
Let me tell you a story from when I was just a tyke in Tuscaloosa, 给你们讲个故事，我小时候住在塔城
My granddaddy, 我祖父
Raymond Forbishaw, 雷蒙德·福比肖
he was a jurist himself. Family court. 他自己也是法官，家事法庭的
He used to set me on his knee and say, 他常把我放他膝盖上，说
Johnnie, “约翰尼
for 99 days, the judge's job “法官的工作有99天
is merely to be that blindfold on the statue of Lady Justice. “只不过是正义女神雕像上的眼罩
For 99 days, you do that, “哪怕你99天都是如此
and justice in its natural wisdom will find its own way. “天生聪慧的正义还是能自行找到出路”
But Johnnie, he'd say “但约翰尼”,他说
on the 100th day, “到了第100天
a great judge knows that he needs to be justice. “一位伟大的法官懂得他需要伸张正义”
Now I wouldn't be so bold as to call myself a great judge. But… 我不敢自称是一位伟大的法官，但是
I do know that as I sit here today, 我却知道，我今天一坐在这
I'm thinking about my granddaddy. 就想起了我的祖父
And that's why I'm going to direct this verdict 这就是为什么我要亲自裁决
and find this here Defendant 判处被告
Guilty. 有罪
Cut! 卡!
Wow, sir. That was terrific. 先生，太了不起了
Terrific? It was bloody genius（Jesus）. 了不起的是“上弟”
You're not going to top that one. 你不可能超越祂
I'll see you all tomorrow, then. 那么明天见
Did you hear what I just said? He's supposed to say not guilty. 你听到我刚说什么了吗？他应该说“无罪”
- He said guilty. - Fuck! - 他说了“有罪” - 该死
- You just told me I had ass cancer. - Sorry. - 你刚告诉我，我蠢得无药可救 - 抱歉
- Alastair. - Yes? - 阿利斯特 - 在
Oh, god...Uh, 噢，天呐
I hate to do this to you, but… 我不想这么对你，但
we're going to have to do one more. The last line is… 我们得再补一条，最后的台词是
not guilty. “无罪”
- What did I say? - Guilty. - 我说了啥? - 有罪
- The fuck I did. - Yeah, 才怪
He didn't say that, did he? I mean…but…really, just please… 他没那么说，对吧？我是说，就请你
No, I know what I said, love. 不，我知道我说了啥
Let's just look at the playback. 咱看下回放
Well, he wouldn't have said that. 他没那么说
- Can we just see the playback, please? - You! - 咱能看下回放吗，拜托? - 你!
What are you smirking at? 你瞅啥?
What? I didn't say anything. 我啥也没干
Do you think it's easy to carry this piece of shit on my shoulders week after week? 你认为我日复一日独挑大梁容易吗?
Do you think I need a twat like you standing there building up contretemps? 你认为我跟你似的傻站着没事找事?
How long have you worked on this show? 你进剧组多久了?
- It's my first week. - Your fast（first） week? Give this - 这是我第一周 - 哦,“低一周”
fast（first） week, everyone… Bloody week! “低一周”大家恭喜他…流血周!
God! 干!
That's why I'm going to direct this verdict… “这就是为什么我要亲自裁决”
- Let that be a lesson to you. - You good? - 给你一个教训 - 你还好吗?
- I'm fine. - Guilty. - 我很好 -“有罪”
- Let's do this. Come on. - Let's do it. Let's roll. - 我们拍吧，快 - 全体开机
Rolling. 开机
- Does that happen often? - Sometimes after lunch. - 常有的事? - 有时在午饭后
We always put a stunt guy right there. Pay him extra. 总是安排个特技演员在那，加点钱
Don't tell Alastair. 别告诉阿利斯特
- Ready. - Action! - 预备 - 开拍
and find this here Defendant, 判处被告
not guilty! 无罪
Cut! 卡!
Cheers. 喝彩
Wouldn't be the first time I've had the clap. 不是第一次收到掌声了
Entre. 请进
Not guilty. 无罪
The Lord of the manor down to slum a bit with the vassals. 庄园主携诸侯屈尊来贫民窟
To what do we owe the honor? 真荣幸
I wanted to introduce you to Charlie Waldo. 我想把你介绍给查理·瓦尔多
The Detective we told you about. 我们提过的侦探
He used to be King shit at the LAPD. 曾在洛杉矶警局当差
The fallen angel. You've landed him. 堕天使，你弄到手了
Didn't I promise you I would? 说到做到
I'd give you the shirt off my back, you know that. 衬衣都能给你，你懂的
I'd prefer the watch off your wrist. 我更喜欢你的腕表
Have you seen what this man wears? 你瞧这人戴了什么?
Costs more than the house I grew up in. 比我住的房子还贵
Kudoke skeleton. They only make 35 a year. 库杜克骷髅王，一年只产35块
- Maybe I'll make you a wrap gift of one. How's that? - Can we have that signed in blood? - 也许我会送你一块，如何? - 能签血书吗?
Signed in blood he says! 他说要签血书
I'm done for the day. Detective, do you have plans? 天快黑了，侦探，你有计划吗?
- Where do you live? - Idyllwild. - 你住哪? - 爱德怀山庄
I'm only here for today. 我只做到今天
- The details we're still working out. - I haven't agreed to take this case. - 细节尚未谈拢 - 我还没同意接这案子
I'll find a hotel for tonight. 我今晚找家旅馆
- Nonsense. You'll stay at my house. - Great idea. - 荒唐，你住我家 - 好主意
Right at the scene of the crime. 就在犯罪现场
You don't mind sleeping surrounded by yellow tape, do you? 你不介意被警戒线围着睡觉吧?
This fucking guy. 他就是这种家伙
Come on Waldo, what do you say? What's the worst that can happen? 来吧，瓦尔多，还能有多糟?
Lorena turns up in a day or two. You can go back to wherever you came from. 过个一两天罗琳娜出现，你就哪来的回哪去
Hell, maybe you can get your reputation back. 也许还能恢复名誉
Just kidding. 开个玩笑
Interest you in a wee snifter, Detective? 有兴趣小酌一下吗，侦探?
No, thank you. 不了，谢谢
I deplore drinking alone, so I'll have a double. 我不喜欢喝闷酒，所以来双份
She was so proud of this room. Chinchin. 她为这房间感到骄傲…敬你
This was in "Town & Wanker（Hamlet） " magazine, you know. 登上了《城镇与“蠢庄”》杂志，你懂的
Why don't you walk me through that morning? 何不给我讲讲那个早晨?
Alright. 好吧
One more time. 再说一遍
It was a Saturday. 那是周六
I woke up, or came to, 我醒来，或者说苏醒
in my study 在我的书房
about a half a mile down that way. 离这约半英里，在那
I realized I had no recollection of the previous nights. 我意识到自己前几晚喝断片了
I… 我
came in here, found my sweet Monica. 一到这，就发现我亲爱的莫妮卡
I ran back to the kitchen, 我跑回厨房
dialed 911. 打911
There was a shattered vahz（vase）. 有个破碎的“话瓶”
Anyhow, when the ambulance arrived they told me she was already gone. 总之救护车到的时候，他们说她已经死了
And had been for quite some time. 而且已经挺长时间了
Does anyone else have keys? 其他人有钥匙吗?
Only Rosario. That's our Nanny. 只有罗萨里奥，我家保姆
And she was in Venezuela visiting her family. 她当时回委内瑞拉探亲了
Nanny. 保姆
- Little kids in the house? - Yes, we have one child, - 家里有小孩? - 对，我们有个孩子
Gabby. 佳比
She likely wasn't the killer either. But 她也不可能是凶手，不过
she'll be home from kindergarten soon enough, 她快放学回家了
If you think it's worth trying to wrest a confession. 如果你觉得有必要逼供的话
Pretty glib, considering. 鉴于你巧言令色
Forgive me. 原谅我
Dear Gabby doesn't even know, of course… 亲爱的佳比甚至还不知道
The world is certain I murdered my wife, Mr. Waldo. 世人确信我谋杀妻子，瓦尔多先生
and I can't even tell you the world is wrong. 我甚至无法告诉你世人错了
If you know a man who's handled a similar predicament with Morelan, 如果你认识处理过“痛失挚爱”这种事的人 [此处指莫雷兰拍卖“飘逸长发”银币]
point me to him and I shall gladly emulate. 把我指给他看，我很乐意效仿 [此处指莫雷兰拍卖“飘逸长发”银币]
You ever thought about trying to stop drinking? 你考虑过尝试戒酒吗?
All the time. 一直都想
But this doesn't seem the week for that now, does it? 可现在看来本周不宜，对吧?
Daddy! 爸比!
Princess Ozma. Where did you come from? 小公主，你从哪冒出来的?
Want to hear the song "A Little Doggg" taught us at school today? 想听今天学校教的儿歌《一只小狗》么?
A little dog? Why yes, of course. 一只小狗？当然想听
Brush every morning. 早上要刷牙
Brush every night. 晚上要刷牙
I brush and I brush 刷呀刷呀
so my teeth will be white. 我牙齿会变白
Teeth can be shiny. 牙齿最闪亮
Teeth can be gold. 牙齿最宝贵
I hope I still have some when I'm very old. 但愿我到老还能剩好多
- You know it! - I do know it! Gabby, - 你也会 - 当然会，佳比
I'd like you to meet my new friend, 来见见我的新朋友
Mr. Waldo. 瓦尔多先生
He looks scary 他看起来很吓人
- like a lion. - Yeah, but he's a friendly lion. - 像狮子 - 对，但他是好狮子
Gabby and I are going to spend some gabby time before dining. 佳比和我要在吃饭前唠唠嗑
Are you smuggling baby fat, are you? 你又偷偷长胖了，对不对?
You haven't decided to take the case yet, have you? 你还没决定接这案子，对吗?
What say you, Detective? 有何高见，侦探?
Will you return to your mountain and leave me to the fates? 你会返回山里，让我听天由命?
Or will you stick around the shitty of the Angels long enough 还是你只要待在天使身边
to see the police maybe get it right this time? 看警方这次也许能查出真相就好了?
Whatever right may look like. 无论“真相”如何
Daddy, can Mr. Lion drive to school with us tomorrow, 爸比，狮子先生明天能和我们一起开车上学么?
can he please? 可以么?
Will this be alright? 还行吗?
It's perfect. 完美
* 你赢了，我在洛杉矶 *
* 赶紧给我回电 *
Fuckin' Lorena. 该死的罗琳娜 * 你赢了，我在洛杉矶 * * 赶紧给我回电 *
*《城镇与村庄》*
*《法官约翰尼》*
Guilty. 有罪
- …and turn down the volume on the Media Circus. -Oh, come on, Fontella. - …媒体作秀该收声了 - 得了吧，范泰拉
You live for the Media Circus. 你为媒体作秀而活
- Now I'm hearing there could be an indictment as early as tomorrow. - We've not been told that. - 我听说最早明天可能就会起诉 - 无稽之谈
And now LA Times is reporting that 《洛杉矶时报》说
sources on the LAPD states there are 据洛杉矶警方透露
no unidentified fingerprints anywhere in that room. 未在房间内发现不明人士的指纹
What does that suggest to you? 你作何解释?
It suggests that the real killer knew what he was doing. 说明真凶清楚自己在做什么
You promised us Charlie Waldo from the Lydell Lipps case. 你承诺“莱德尔案”的查理·瓦尔多会来
What does it say that he's not here with you? 他没与你同行说明什么?
Charlie Waldo is busy uncovering… 查理·瓦尔多正忙于揭露
Welcome to 'Kindergartens of the rich and famous'. 欢迎来到富人和名人的幼儿园
Gabby, Mr. Lion needs to talk to your teacher. 佳比，狮子先生要找你老师谈话
But first, he's going to park this beast. 但首先，他要停好这辆“野兽”
Now get out, 下车吧
you little blighter 你个小坏蛋
Baby back ribs in there? 里面有烤猪肋排吗?
I'm thinking of having your lunch. 我想请你吃午饭
Alas, poor Yorick. 唉，可怜的约蒂克
I knew him, my sweet Gabby. 我认识他，亲爱的佳比
A fellow of infinite jest and most excellent fancy. 一个爱开玩笑、想象力丰富的家伙
He hath borne me on his back a thousand times. 他把我背在身上1000次
But now how abhorred in my imagination it is! 但现在想来，真是令人生厌
My gorge rises at it. 我一见它就恶心
You're a shadow of your former self. 你真是大不如前了
It's that Keto Diet I'm on. 我在用“生酮饮食”减肥
I'm starvin'. I think I may have taken it a bit too far. 我饿了，可能是我矫枉过正
You got anything in your lunch?Like a pork chop? Ham Sandwich? No? 你午饭吃啥？猪排、火腿三明治？没有吗?
I'm afraid it wouldn't do you any good, dear boy. 恐怕那对你没好处，小子
- I think you're dead. - Dead? That's tragic. - 我想你死了 - 死了？太惨了
Yes, indeed. It's tragic. 是啊，的确很惨
Where be your jibes now? 你的嘲笑去哪了?
Your gambles, your song? 你的运气，你的歌声
Your flashes of merriment that were want to set the table on a roar. 你稍纵即逝的快乐，想引起哄堂大笑
I just got soil my britches. Roar! 我刚把裤子弄脏了，笑吧
So they changed my nappy. Now it's all squishy. 所以他们给我换尿布，都黏糊糊了
Bravo! 精彩!
- Ah, yes. Thank you, thank you. - That was funny, Daddy. - 啊，好了，谢谢 - 真好笑，爸比
Yes, that speech always slays them. 是啊，这篇演讲总令人着迷
Come, uh, 过来
let's play on the swings. I believe Mr. Lion wants to ask Miss White 咱去荡秋千，我相信狮子先生要问怀特小姐
whether Daddy plays nicely with the other children. 爸爸有没有欺负其他小朋友
- Off we go. Let's get to the swings. We're going to have a swinging time. - swings - 咱们走，去荡秋千喽，会很开心的 - 荡秋千喽
My name is Waldo. 我叫瓦尔多
I'm a Detective working for Alastair. 为阿利斯特办事的侦探
Jayne. 我叫简
My heart breaks for Gabby. 我为佳比伤心
Mr. Pinch is doing a lot to keep her spirits up. 平奇先生尽力让她振作起来
And Mrs. Pinch, 平奇夫人
what was she like as a parent? 是个怎样的家长?
Mrs. Pinch? 平奇夫人?
We have the children memorize these poems. 我们要孩子背一些诗
I like to ask the kids, whose mom and dad can recite them too? 我常问孩子们，谁的父母也能背诵?
Half the time these parents can't, but 大多时候这些父母做不到，但
the nanny can, in two languages. 保姆可以，用两种语言
What about the Pinches? 平奇夫妇呢?
Mrs. Pinch never knew them. 平奇夫人从不过问
Mr. Pinch? 平奇先生
Always. 亲力亲为
That's unusual. 这不寻常
Her death must have shocked the Hell out of this place, huh? 她的死一定把这里吓坏了吧?
Not me. 不包括我
Good morning, kids. Okay, 早上好，孩子们
everyone find their place. Get your Bunnies. We're going to start by writing 各就各位，拿好你的兔子，咱先在背面
our names on the back of them, so have a markers. 写上自己的名字，所以要有记号笔
Miss White, I'm going to need to talk to you again. 怀特小姐，我需要再找你聊聊
Sure. 行
- Does everyone have their Bunny from yesterday? - Yes, Miss White. - 昨天的兔子都有了吗? - 是的，怀特小姐
Come meet me tonight. 今晚来见我
We can talk then. 到时再谈
Alright. Have you got your name set? 行，名字都写好了吗?
Yes, Miss White. 是的，怀特小姐
Do you put your boots on your chairs at home? 你在家也把靴子踩椅子上吗?
I live in a trailer with a chicken. 我和鸡仔住拖车里
What happened to this vase? 这个花瓶怎么了?
Vahz（Vase）? “话瓶”?
Ah, yes. 啊，对
That's the one she was killed with. 就是那东西杀死她的
- What was that? Ceramic? - Ovenware（Earthenware）. - 陶瓷装饰? - “桃瓷”器皿
Nice vahz（vase）, I rather miss it. 很漂亮，令人怀念
What about that table? 桌子呢?
It's different. 它变样了
Monica was a tinkerer. 莫妮卡是个巧匠
No room was ever finished to her satisfaction. 没有哪个房间能令她满意
And that sculpture? 那雕像呢?
The Bard? “莎士比亚”?
The sculpture. 雕像
This. 这座
Dear boy, 好小子
that's a Regis Award 那是一座瑞吉斯奖
for my Richard the third 颁给我饰演的《理查三世》
Did you move it? 你把它搬走了?
I've never been much for acting trophies. 我从不在意表演奖杯
Monica had that one on display for sentimental reasons. 莫妮卡出于私人情感摆出那座奖杯
- That was the production on which we met. - Really? - 我们因那部剧结缘 - 真的?
Perhaps it's wherever Monica put my other Regis's or my… 或许莫妮卡换了别的瑞吉斯奖或我的
People's Choice Award. 人民选择奖
A good night, sweet Prince. “晚安，亲爱的王子
Flights of angels sing thee to thy rest. “让一群天使的歌声来伴你入眠”
♪ In the old rugged cross ♪ ♪ 古老的各各他十字架上 ♪
♪ Stained with blood so divine ♪ ♪ 沾满神圣的鲜血 ♪
♪ A wondrous beauty I see ♪ ♪ 我看到一种奇妙的美 ♪
♪ For 'twas on that old cross ♪ ♪ 因为在那古老十字架上 ♪
♪ Jesus suffered and died ♪ ♪ 我主耶稣受难而死 ♪
There goes the good girl kindergarten teacher. 好女孩幼儿园老师来了
Just wait until I have a few Makers in me? 等我心里有了造物主才是?
So why weren't you shocked when Monica Pinch was killed? 那么，莫妮卡·平奇被杀为何没吓到你?
Okay. 好吧
Mr. Waldo, 瓦尔多先生
I have a confession. 我要坦白
Okay. 行
I've been watching all the TV coverage since the murder. 我一直在关注命案发生后的所有报道
I knew exactly who you were the minute you walked into my classroom. 你一走进教室，我就知道你是谁了
I figured. 我想也是
Who was Lydell Lipps? 谁是莱德尔·利普斯?
Everyone keeps talking about Lydell Lipps. 人人都在谈论莱德尔·利普斯
I can usually tell when someone's messing with me. You're jamming up my radar. 我通常能看出有人耍我，你在干扰我的雷达
Maybe your radar is just rusty. 也许你的雷达生锈了
Yeah, maybe. 也许吧
Here you go. 给你们
Thanks. 谢谢
To whiskey and good hair. 敬有美相伴
It's been a while. 已经很久了
Okay, If you want to know, I'll tell you. 好吧，想听的话，告诉你也无妨
Eleven years ago, there was a robbery, 11年前，有一起抢劫案
7-Eleven. The girl behind the counter and two customers got shot dead. 7-11便利店女收银员和两名顾客被枪杀
I turned up. 我到了现场
a kid named Donny Lipps, 一个孩子，名叫唐尼·利普斯
leaned on him pretty hard. 我对他严刑逼供
It paid off. He said he was waiting in the car outside. 奏效了，他承认他在外面车里把风
And in return for a deal 只要我能放过他
he would give me the shooter. 他会供出枪手
Turns out that was Lydell, 原来是莱德尔
his brother. 他弟弟
Signed. Sealed. 已成定局
My career is off to the races, right? And I am on fire with ambition. 我的事业要有起色了，对吧？我踌躇满志
Everything's going great. 一切都很顺利
Cut to years later. 转眼几年过去
Lydell comes up for parole and 莱德尔申请假释
the prosecutor's asked me to help him prep for the hearing. So I go see the brother again. 检察官要我准备听证会，所以我又去见了他哥哥
who's in prison himself at this point. Three strikes. Unrelated. 那家伙当时自己也在监狱，累犯不同控罪
Only now he tells me that the… 直到此时他才告诉我，那个
original story was bullshit. 当初的故事是谎话
He made it up 他编造出来
to get me off his back. 为了让我别烦他
So at, at that point, Lydell had been in jail for… 所以，当时莱德尔已服刑
Seven years, three months and 16 days. 7年3个月16天
Well, next thing I learned, 接下来，我学到
it is a lot harder to get an innocent man out of jail than to put a guilty man in. 让无辜的人出狱比让有罪的人入狱困难得多
The system isn't designed to deal with mistakes. And… 司法体系不是为纠错而设计的
some individuals aren't either. 某些人也不是
I keep pushing, 我继续努力
and I keep pushing, and I keep pushing. 我继续努力再努力
And I'm doing everything I can. 我在尽我所能
And this goes on for a year. 这样持续了一年
And then Lydell got stabbed. 然后莱德尔被人捅了
In a Yard fight. And he bled to death. 狱中斗殴，失血致死
After spending every day of his adult life locked up for something that he didn't fucking do. 他成年后的每一天都蒙受着不白之冤
And that I… 而那是我
built a career on. 事业的垫脚石
And when I ran out of people 当我花了约半年时间
who would listen,which took about six months, 还没人听得进去的时候
I quit. 我辞职了
And I started talking to anyone with a microphone. 我开始通过麦克风向人控诉
I guess that would have burned a lot of bridges. 我想你断了许多后路
Oh, I burned the fucking river. 哦，我义无反顾
You still haven't told me. 你还没告诉我
What? 什么?
Why weren't you shocked about Monica Pinch? 为什么没被莫妮卡·平奇的事吓到?
Well, of course I was shocked. 好吧，我当然被吓到了
And how could I not be shocked? 如何才能不被吓到?
I don't follow. 我没明白
Waldo… 瓦尔多
Can't you tell when a girl just wants to have a drink with you? 连女孩想跟你喝口酒都看不出来么?
I said, a drink. 我说过，就一口
Three years in the woods. 在林中3年
You haven't been with anybody all that time? 你都没跟任何人在一起?
No. 对
That's kind of hot, Waldo. 有点过猛，瓦尔多
- Alastair. - Yeah. - 阿利斯特 - 在
They're going to arrest you. Those are News Helicopters. LAPD's putting on a show. 他们要逮捕你，新闻直升机直播洛杉矶警方行动
- Go put some clothes on. - Don't be silly, love. - 去穿些衣服 - 别傻了
The network will adore me in this wardrobe. 这身囚袍很上镜
Anyway, if it's good enough for Wacko Jacko, it's good enough for me. 反正，只要它适合“怪人杰克”,就适合我
- Beautiful. - And tits（lips） and teeth. - 美丽 - …的“蠢”齿
Fuck. 该死
- Hold your fire. - Morning. - 别开枪 - 早上好
- Alastair Pinch, you're under arrest for the murder of Monica Pinch. - Come on. 阿利斯特·平奇，你因谋杀莫妮卡·平奇被捕
Do we have to do it like this? 咱非得这样吗?
- Let him come in and surrender himself. - Hands behind your back. - 让他进屋自行投案 - 手放身后
Really? You're gonna cuff him? You can't do me a solid for old times? 真要上手铐？不给老同事个面子?
Fuck you, old times. You made 10,000 good cops look like the fucking Klan. 去你的老同事，你把上万好警察搞得像“三K党”
Say goodbye to your pretty house, huh, Olivier? 跟你的豪宅道别吧，恶魔
- Last time you're gonna see it. - Daddy? - 你最后一次见它了 - 爸比
Daddy's just going for a sleepover. 爸爸只是去通宵聚会
- Be a good girl. See you tomorrow. - Let's go. - 做个好孩子，明天见 - 我们走
Excuse me. Excuse me! 借过，借过
Has he got bail? 能保释?
20 million. 2000万
Don't be silly. We're paying the bail. 别傻了，咱交保释金
- It's only 20 million. We're insured for it. - I got… 区区2000万，咱买过保险…等等
That's the end of it. So, yeah. 所以就这样吧，对
I spoke to my guy at LAPD. 我问过洛杉矶警局线人了
He's why they turned it into a festival. 他就是警方搞这一出的原因
You have to get rid of him. 你必须甩掉他
Look, I'm happy to quit. I don't want to make this worse for anybody. 听着，我乐意退出，我不想让情况变更糟
worse? You're making it better. 更糟？恰恰相反
Listen, does one of you guys have the time? Apparently, I have Charlie Sheen in my office. 听着，你们谁知道时间吗？我叫查理·辛到办公室
How is he making it better? 他如何让事情变好?
The bigger assholes the cops are, the more sympathy for our protagonist. 警方越是混球，我们的主角越令人同情
Cheer up, Waldo. You can't win them all. 振作点，瓦尔多，你不可能全赢
Yeah, yeah. Be right there. 好的，马上到
Asshole. 混球
Jesus. Waldo. 天呐，瓦尔多
Oh, boy. You don't know me anymore, you understand? 哦，小子，你不再认识我了，懂吗?
- You're poison! - Good to see you too, Freddy. - 你有毒! - 见到你真好，弗雷迪
You been to division yet? 你回过分局了?
Probably 20 guys in that building like to knock my teeth out. 那栋楼里大概有20个人要揍我
20? Hundred! 20？两千!
Twenty'd like to 20个人想要
shoot them out with a bullet. 一枪崩了你
I want the autopsy protocol on Monica Pinch. 我要莫妮卡·平奇的验尸报告
All the slides, all the photos. 所有幻灯片，所有照片
Yeah, good luck with that. 好啊，祝你好运
They indict, defense has the right to everything. So, 他们起诉了，辩方有一切权利
you can deal with me. 你可以和我打交道
Or you can deal with Fontella Davis, 或范泰拉·戴维斯
who's every bit the delight she seems on TV. 让她在电视上称心如意
And who, by the way, never got you Laker tickets 对了，她从没给过你湖人队的票
or lied to your wife to cover for you. 也没骗过你妻子来为你打掩护
Charlie. Fucking. Waldo. 查理·该死的·瓦尔多
Straight up, Freddie. How do you make this? 直说吧，弗雷迪，尸检结果如何?
Cerebral hemorrhage. Severe blow to right temple. 脑出血，右太阳穴遭重击
Second contusion back of the head, probably from where she fell. 第二处挫伤在后脑，可能是摔的
Victim was found locked in a house with a drunk with two assault convictions in England. 死者被发现与一名两犯殴打罪的醉汉闭门在家
So I'm guessing… suicide. 所以，我估计是自杀
And the alarm, you know about that, right? Turns out the alarm company has it 警报器，你知道的吧？事实证明安保公司
being on since the previous night. 从前一晚起，就让它开着
- Before or after time of death? - Too close to call. - 死之前还是之后? - 太接近，无法判断
Guy clobbered his wife to death with a vase. That simple. 那家伙用花瓶狠揍妻子致死，就这么简单
* 未知来电 *
Hello? 喂?
I know who killed Monica Pinch. 我知道谁杀了莫妮卡·平奇
- Who is this? - Meet me at that rock pile you live at, Waldo. - 你是谁? - 在你住的石堆见，瓦尔多
- I'm not there. I'm in La. - That piece of shit trailer. Now. - 我不在，我在洛杉矶 - 那辆破拖车，现在
Nini, is that a croissant? Give me one of those. 尼尼，那是牛角面包？给我一个
Nini, check underneath there. 尼尼，检查下面
Nothing? Anything? 没有？啥都没有?
Huh. Open this shit up. 呸，砸开它
This a Kindle? 电子阅读器?
How you like it so far? 你喜欢它到何种地步?
I'm trying to decide between this and the nook. 我还没决定砸它还是角落
Looks a little cheaper. 它看起来便宜些
- I like the Kindle for content. - Content, right. - 我喜欢它的内容 - 内容，好吧
How's that tech support? Keep looking. 技术支持如何？继续找
- Pretty good. - Out of ten, what would you give it? - 很不错 - 满分10，你打几分?
- Eight. - Eight. Fucking bitch… - 8分? - 8分，去你的
I'm Don Q. 我是唐Q
You heard of me? 听说过我吗?
This man is Nini. 这猛男是尼尼
Do not fuck with this man. 别跟他胡闹
He was number one ranked Inuit light heavyweight. 他是因纽特轻量级拳王
Nini, squeeze me. 尼尼，洗手液
-Inuit? -Yeah. - 因纽特 - 对
Is that like Eskimo? 爱斯基摩人?
No, 不是
no. See, 不，听着
Nini here, 尼尼
he's from Canada. 他来自加拿大
You can say Eskimo in Alaska, but in Canada, 在阿拉斯加能叫爱斯基摩人，而在加拿大
they prefer to be called Inuit. 他们更喜欢被称作“因纽特人”
To them, Eskimo is considered pejorative. 对他们来说,“爱斯基摩人”是蔑称
Give it to me. Can you be careful with the chicken? 把它给我，当心鸡仔，好吗?
There he goes. 给了
- That was fucking good. - Yeah, of course. - 真够劲 - 当然了
That ain't the reason for our visit. 无事不登三宝殿
- Where is it? - Where is what? - 藏哪了? - 藏什么?
The Mem that Lorena left with you. MEM，罗琳娜留给你的
Where is it, Waldo? 在哪，瓦尔多?
I'm starting to think you're not here to 我开始觉得你不是来
- tell me who killed Monica Pinch. - So you are a detective. - 告诉我，谁杀了莫妮卡·平奇 - 所以你是侦探
Where are all your possessions? 你全部财产都去哪了?
I've been a minimalist. 我是极简主义者
What's that like the, uh, artist with the white on white and shit? 就像那什么一穷二白的艺术家?
It's more like a lifestyle. 更像是一种生活方式
Only have a hundred things. 只留100件东西
Hundred things? 100件?
Well, ninety-nine now. 哦，现在99件了
That's fucked up, Waldo. 糟透了，瓦尔多
Especially if one of them is mine. 尤其，当中有1件是我的
You got 24 hours and then I want my Mem. 给你24小时，交出我的MEM
What's a Mem? 啥MEM?
Call my boy here when you got it in hand. 你拿到了就打给尼尼
818-ONANOOK. 818-****
The alternative… 要不然
maybe you end up like Lorena. 也许下场和罗琳娜一样
- Where is she? - Nini, - 她在哪? - 尼尼
- let's go. - Hey, Fuckface! - 咱们撤 - 嘿，蠢蛋
I don't think I look like a fuckface. 我觉得我不像蠢蛋
If anything, he looks like a fuckface. 区别在于，他才像
I mean, what does a fuckface look like? 我是说，蠢蛋该长啥样?
* 谁是唐Q，MEM是啥? * * 我正去警局 *
This doesn't make sense. 这没道理
Back to a hundred. 重回100件
Yeah. That's right. 好，这就对了
Charlie Waldo. This is what I want. 查理·瓦尔多，我想要的如下
One. Everyone who is on crime scene security. 一，所有在犯罪现场的人
Two. All transport medical and emergency personnel who had contact with the victim and the suspect. 二，所有与死者和嫌犯有过接触的紧急医疗运输人员
Don't talk to him. Nobody gives him anything.He's a rat. 别跟他说话，谁也别理他，他是告密者
- Nothing to see here. Shows over. Let's go. Back to work. - Alright, - 别看戏了，散场了，回去工作 - 好吧
how about first to respond? 最初接警响应呢?
I'll start there. 咱从这谈起
Don't talk to him. Nobody talks to him. 别说话，都别理他
He's not here, right? You ignore him, understand? Understood? 他不在这，好吗？无视他，懂吗？懂了?
- You do what I say, not him. - You. - 照我说的做，别理他 - 你
Officer... 警官
Anus? 艾纳斯?
Annis. 安尼斯
- That school must have sucked? - Do not speak to him, Annis. - 警校很烂吧? - 别跟他说话，安尼斯
You were at the Pinch house? 你去过平奇家?
- You're the first ones you and your partner? - Annis. - 你和搭档最先到现场? - 安尼斯
Do you know who Fontella Davis is? 你知道谁是范泰拉·戴维斯?
- Ignore him. - Do you want her on TV every night - 别理他 - 想让她每晚在电视上
- making this case about you? - Show's over. - 质问你吗? - 散场了
When you arrived at the house was the door dead bolted? 你们到现场时，门是否锁死?
You sure? It's frosted glass.You couldn't see him unlock it, 你确定？磨砂玻璃，你看不到他解锁
- you heard him that clearly. - The alarm was on. We saw him disarm it. - 却听得清楚 - 警报响了，我们看他解除的
- What did I say? - Yes, Anus（Annis）. - 我说过啥? - 没错
But the real killer could have set the alarm on the way out 但真凶也能在出门时，打开警报器
- if the door wasn't deadbolted. - See, he's just talking circles... - 只要门没锁死 - 他在兜圈子
- What about the murder weapon? - or bullshit. - 凶器呢? - 胡说八道
The Earthenware Vase. 陶瓷花瓶
- It wasn't you that gathered up all the pieces, was it? - Do not fucking answer him, all right? - 不是你收集了所有碎片吗? - 别回答他，好吗?
Yes, Waldo. He got all the pieces of the murder weapon. I supervised it myself. 对，瓦尔多，他找齐了凶器碎片，我亲自监督
- The Earthenware vase? - Earthenware vase. 那个陶瓷花瓶
Only the Earthenware vase isn't the murder weapon. 只不过陶瓷花瓶不是凶器
Not if Alastair Pinch killed her. 若阿利斯特·平奇杀她，就不是
That thing's got to weight 28 pounds. It came down 那东西重达28磅，砸在
over the victim's right eye. 死者右眼上方
You'd have to be a pretty strong lefty to make a shot like that. Not a drunken righty. 必须是强壮的左撇子才能办到，而非右撇子醉汉
Almost convincing. 差点信了
Pinch is a righty. I've watched him pour. Officer Annis. 平奇是右撇子，我见过他倒水…安尼斯警官
Can I have a moment? 你有时间吗?
You see that statue? 看到这座雕像了?
That's a Regis award for acting in England. You ever seen it before? 那是英国瑞吉斯表演奖，你之前见过吗?
- Because it's missing. That's the murder weapon. - Ah Jeez. - 因为它不见了，那是凶器 - 天呐
- Time to go home. - Three and a half pounds. - 回家吧 - 3.5磅
- The Earthenware vase, the victim hits that on the way down. - Annis. - 陶瓷花瓶是死者倒下时撞到的 - 安尼斯
Hey, don't look at him. 嘿，别瞧他
- The Department's going to let you get fucked on this. Believe me, I know. - That's it. Waldo. - 局里害你在这事上被耍了，相信我 - 够了，瓦尔多
- I'm going to give you 10 seconds. How about that? -10 seconds? - 限你10秒消失，如何? - 10秒?
- Yeah. - Perfect. That's all I need. 行，正合我意
Annis, you don't want to be the guy who puts away innocent man, believe me. 安尼斯，你不会想成为错抓无辜之人的，相信我
-Let's… -Might as well pull down your pants.Cause you gonna get fucked! -Get the fuck outta here! Come on. - 来，滚出去 - 不如你脱下裤子，因为你会被耍
You're gonna get fucked, Annis. 你会被耍的
- It sounded like he fumbled with the deadbolt…we… - What did I tell you!? - 那听着像他在乱摸门闩 - 我怎么跟你说的!
- He was still drunk. We couldn't tell for sure. - Shut the fuck up, "Anus"! - 他还在宿醉，我们不确定 - 闭上你的臭嘴，安尼斯!
Nobody talks to this scumsack. 不许和这人渣说话
This man is not a Cop. He is not one of us. 他不是警察，不是我们的一员
He's a fucking rap. 他是嬉皮士
He's a person of interest in a homicide investigation. 他是一起凶杀案的调查对象
For those of you that don't know. 因为你们这些人还不知道
The body of one… 一具尸体
adult female, ID'd as Lorena Nascimento. 成年女性，身份证：罗琳娜·纳萨门托
She borrowed her husband's Porsche. 她借了她丈夫的保时捷
Yeah. She didn't tell you about him, did she? 她没跟你提过他，对吧?
We found it on fire off the freeway up by Magic Mountain. 我们发现它在魔积山附近的高速公路起火
Fully engulfed. Body inside. 完全被火吞没，尸体在车内
That item she gave you. 她给你的东西
That could put Don Q away for so long you'd both die of natural causes. 可能足以让唐Q被关到你俩老死为止
Why don't you just give it to me? 何不把它给我?
I tried to warn you. 警告过你了
What the fuck? 什么鬼?
Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! 去你的!
Killed her! 杀了她
They fucking killed her! 他们杀了她
I, uh, 我
I had my bike on this… 我把自行车放在
rack. I think I left my lock. 架子上，我想我忘带锁了
Following me all day, you… 整天跟踪我
Who the fuck are you? 你到底是谁?
I'm an attorney. I'm a attorney, 我是律师
specializing in personal injury. 专打人身伤害官司
If you do not unhand me, 如果你不放开我
I will seek damages. 我会索取赔偿金
Please? 行吗?
That's fine. 行
That's fine. 很好
- You a private eye? - Yeah. - 你是私家侦探? - 对
I'm a private eye. Who the fuck are you? 我是私家侦探，你算哪根葱?
You sir, just committed a felony. 先生，你刚犯了重罪
Presenting yourself as a PI in the State of California when you are in fact unlicensed. 在加州自称私人调查员，实际上，你却没有执照
Now, I will level with you. 实话跟你说了吧
I have a client 我有个客户
who cannot understand 他搞不懂
why you would associate yourself with a murderer 你为啥要让自己和杀人犯扯上关系
like Alastair Pinch. 如：阿利斯特·平奇
Beautiful watch. 腕表不错
Who's the client? Listen, 那个客户是谁？听着
asshole. 混球
I'm not going to let you… 我不会让你
- muscle me off this case. - No, Mr. Waldo. - 逼我退出这案子 - 不，瓦尔多先生
- Let's just communicate. If you don't tell me - There's been no threat from me, - 咱交流交流，若你不告诉我 - 我不是恐吓
- nor do I intend one. I, I apologize. - who sent you, I am going to fucking kill you. - 也没这打算，我道歉 - 谁派你来的，我就宰了你
No, sir. Listen, 不，先生，听着
It is my hope and my client's that this pleasant, 我和我的客户都希望，这次友好的
okay, happenstantial meeting 好吧，你我之间的
between the two of us is the last time you and I see each other. So, 不期而遇是我们最后一次见面，所以
with that in mind, 考虑到这一点
excuse me. 借过
Sir, please. 先生，请让一下
Take my things. 带走我的东西
You know, actually, 你看，实际上
on second thought. 仔细一想
Neither one of these… 这两辆都不是
are my bike. 我的自行车
Good day. 再见
Yeah, thanks for the phone, you fucking ambulance chaser. 好的，谢谢你的手机，讹人的无良律师
Warren Gomes, 沃伦·冈斯
esquire. 律师
Warren Gomes. 沃伦·冈斯
The last call was to… 最后是打给
Darius Jamshidi…Darius Jamshidi. 达利斯·贾希迪
Darius Jamshidi. 找到你了
* 贾希迪恶意收购“黑熊影业”*
Where do we live, Darius Jamshidi? 咱住在哪？达利斯·贾希迪
* 贾希迪在好莱坞山豪宅举办慈善晚宴 *
Jamshidi. 贾希迪
Not going to muscle me off this case, 别想逼我退出这案子
asshole. 混球
Fuck… 该死
You ghosted me, Waldo. 你躲着我，瓦尔多
Motherfuckers. 畜生
I'm looking for Darius Jamshidi! 我在找达利斯·贾希迪!
Come on, who's going to help me? 快点，谁打算帮我?
You gonna to help me? 你来帮我?
I spy… 我用自己的 [著名亲子互动游戏]
with my little eye. 小眼睛侦察 [著名亲子互动游戏]
Darius Jamshidi. 达利斯·贾希迪
No? 错了?
- You look like a Darius. - Alright. - 你看起来像达利斯 - 行了
- That's enough. - Oh, Yeah? - Yeah. - 玩够了 - 哦，是吗?
Don't look at me. 别瞪我
He attacked me. I'm just a friend. 他袭击我，我只是友好回应
Okay, fellas, it's two against one. Come on. 行啊，伙计们，二对一，来吧
Where's your sense of sportsmanship? 你们的体育精神呢?
Stop! 停手!
Be cool, alright? 冷静点，好吗?
I want he to take his handcuffs off his belt 我要他把手铐从腰带上取下来
and handcuff one of his wrists, okay? 铐住他一个手腕，好吗?
- Tell him. - Do it. - 告诉他 - 照做
Steady. 稳住
Now I have an idea. And I don't want you to panic, okay? 现在我有个主意，希望你们不要惊慌，好吗?
Just go with me. 随我来就好
Okay. 行了
Now, 现在
We're going to take a little walk. 我们去散散步
And you're going to introduce me 你要为我引见
to Mr. Jamshidi. 贾希迪先生
Alright, let's go, we're walking. 好，出发吧，走起来
Not him. 不是他?
No? 不是?
Him? 他?
Okay. 好吧
What about him, huh? 他呢，不是?
I'm Darius Jamshidi. 我是达利斯·贾希迪
The real police will be here in a few minutes, but… 真的警察快到了，不过
I'd be happy to speak with you until then. 我很乐意在那之前和你聊聊
I see you're trying to buy a television network, huh? 我了解到你想买一家电视网，对吗?
This ends with you walking out that door in a few minutes. 结局是你几分钟后走出那扇门
You sick Warren Gomes on me? 你唆使沃伦·冈斯找我麻烦?
I'm assume you sent those kids, too. The Palisades Posse. 我猜你还派来那些孩子，栅栏帮的
Question is, 问题在于
why do you want me to stay away from the Pinch case? 你为什么要我远离平奇的案子?
- I don't know who you are. - You met my wife. - 我不知道你是谁 - 我妻子
But you just ruined my benefit. 但你刚毁了我的慈善活动
And no doubt cost a very, very important charity tens of thousands of dollars. 毫无疑问，让一个非常重要的慈善机构损失了数万美元
Now I want you to go release those two men. 我要你释放那两人
And I want you to unlock that one man's ear from the other man's backside. 我要你把一个人的耳朵从另一个人的臀部挪开
I'll do that. 我会的
My husband will show you to the tennis courts.You'll find those men there and your chain. 我丈夫会带你去网球场，找到那些人和你的锁链
- Thank you. - Asshole. - 谢谢 - 混球
She seems very nice. 她人看起来不错
This has been delightful. 这很讨人喜欢
The wall, past the next house, backs out onto Mulholland. 这堵墙后面，穿过隔壁房子，直通穆赫兰道
If you'd be so kind as to not cause any more drama in the party. 如果你能行行好，就别在宴会上引起更多闹剧了
Tell me who Warren Gomes is. 告诉我，沃伦·冈斯什么来头
Gomes is dead. 冈斯死了
What are you talking about? 你说啥呢?
I just spoke with the police. 我刚报过警
Someone shot him just before you arrived. 你来之前，有人枪杀了他
It wasn't you, perchance, was it? 也许，不是你，对吧?
Why don't you tell me what he was doing for you? 何不说说他在为你做什么?
Warren Gomes has had… 沃伦·冈斯在特殊研究方面
a talent for special research 一直很有天赋
which allows my company to make what it makes. 能让我的公司物尽其用
Which is? “物”是…?
Money. 钱
So Gomes was digging up dirt to help you buy the network. 所以冈斯在挖黑料，帮你买下奈网
Why do you want me to stay away from Pinch? 你为什么想要我远离平奇?
I believe that's for you. 我相信那是找你的
Waldo? 瓦尔多
Waldo! 瓦尔多
Alastair? 阿利斯特
Rosario. 罗萨里奥
Alastair? 阿利斯特?
Where's Alastair? 阿利斯特在哪?
Line? 台词?
- I'll recuse myself if I have to. - Shit! - 如有必要，我会自我救赎 - 可恶
- And cut. - I'll recuse myself if I have to. - 卡 - 如有必要，我会自我救赎
Must have been distracted by your perfume. 准是被你的香水迷晕了
Things are getting fucking strange and I need your help. 事情变诡异了，你得帮我一下
Darius Jimshidi. 达利斯·贾希迪
That name mean anything to you 你听过这名字吗?
No. 没有
But Robert Blake called last night. 但罗比特·布莱克昨晚来电话
Asked if I want to play pinochle on Thursdays. 问我是否想在每周四玩牌
You do realize that everyone is sure you did this? 你得知道，人人都确信是你干的
The only thing giving me doubts is that someone's busting my horns, 唯一令我起疑的，是有人不想让我好过
and me figuring out why, 而帮我搞清原因
is the only thing standing between you and a life sentence. So when I ask for help, 是你摆脱无期徒刑的唯一机会，所以在我求助时
I don't know, maybe you should fucking help! 我也说不清，也许你该认真帮忙!
Simmer down. 消消气
How can I be of service? 要我如何效劳?
Is there anything you're not telling me? 是否有事瞒着我?
Like what? 比如说?
- Like did you invite someone over to your house that night? - No. - 比如那晚你邀请了别人到家? - 没
- You sure? - Absolutely. - 确定? - 对
- Could you invite someone over to the house and not remember it the next day? - I've gotten married, - 会不会是你邀请别人到家，第二天忘了? - 我结了婚
fathered children, and taken out mortgages and not remembered the next day. 生了孩子、拿了按揭贷款，还会不记得第二天
- When did you move the furniture around? - I told you - 你何时把家具调换了? - 我说过
- Monica was a constant tinkerer. She was never… - The night table in my room doesn't fit. - 莫妮卡是巧匠，她从没 - 我房间的床头柜不配套
I'm thinking someone moved it from your room, and the one in your room from the living room. 我想是有人从你房间搬来的，又把客厅的搬你房间
Probably on the night of the murder. Unless… 可能就在案发当晚，除非
you moved it since 你之后动过
I have not moved them since. Piss off. 之后我没动过它们，滚蛋!
What shall you do, Detective? 你会怎么办，侦探?
If you find that I did, in fact, murder my wife? 如果你发现真的是我杀了我妻子
Will you stand for your client, or, 你会支持你的客户
or for truth and justice, like the incorruptible Charlie Waldo of yore? 还是为了真理正义，一如往日的清廉查理·瓦尔多?
You stick with truth and justice, Waldo. 你坚持真理和正义吧，瓦尔多
If I've killed my little girl's mother, 如果是我杀了我女儿的母亲
I'll take what's coming to me and call it even. 我会接受即将到来的报应
Daddy! 爸比
There's my darling. 我的小情人
- I know all of my lines for the play. - I can't wait to see your Rumplestiltskin. - 我熟悉了我的所有台词 - 我等不及想看你的《侏儒怪》
- Come now. - Today I brew. - 开始吧 - 今天我酿酒
Tomorrow I bake. 明天我烤肉
and then the Prince child I'll take! 然后小王子我带走
- That's perfect! You sound like a maniac! - Hey. - 太棒了，你的语气像个疯子 - 嘿
- You sober enough to drive? - I suppose so. Why? - 你清醒到能开车了? - 我想可以，咋了?
I'll meet you at your house. 我们在你家会合
- Whats up? - Nothing. Just lock your door and don't answer it. - 怎么了? - 没事，闭门谢客就好
Fuckhead! 蠢蛋!
Tell me about Lorena. 跟我聊聊罗琳娜
Fuck you. 干
- How about you tell me about my Mem? - I don't even know what a fucking Mem is! - 不如咱聊聊我的MEM - 我根本不知道MEM是啥!
- Tell me about my Mem. - Who are you people? - 告诉我MEM在哪 - 你们什么人!?
Cool you're jets now. 现在，冷静点
I think you're prevaricating, Waldo. 我觉得你在搪塞，瓦尔多
She says she gave it to you. Last words the bitch ever said, So I'm inclined to believe her. 她说她给你了，所以我倾向于相信她的遗言
You know, she was still alive 你看，她是活着
when I poured the gasoline on her… 被我浇汽油的
You dirty motherfucker. 你个小杂种
- Waldo. - Lorena. - 瓦尔多 - 罗琳娜
Waldo. 瓦尔多
you just had a concussion. 你有点脑震荡
Okay, can you focus? 好了，能聚焦吗?
Yeah. 可以
The school nurse went home and I said I'll take care of you. 学校护士回家了，我说我会照顾你
Oh, fuck, is it…? 呃，难道已经…?
Oh, no. I'm sorry. I shouldn't confuse you. 哦不，抱歉，不该把你搞糊涂
It's 4:30 in the afternoon. 现在是下午4点半
You've just had a concussion. 你刚才有点脑震荡
Okay, just go really slowly. 好，慢慢来
I'll drop you off at Alastair's. 我开车送你去阿利斯特家
Lot of traffic. 交通拥堵
Thanks for taking me home. 多谢送我回家
I might have a better idea. 或许我有更好的主意
Do you trust me? 信得过我吗?
Why should I trust you? 为啥要我信你?
Because you'll like it. 因为你会喜欢的
All right. Well, this is me. 好吧，我的真面目
- Have a nice day. - You too. - 祝你愉快 - 你也是
Doing whatever it is that you do, 无论你做任何事
I'm late. 我迟到了
I'll call you. 我会打给你的
I know you will. 我知道
Mr. Lion did you find my invitation? 狮子先生，你发现我的邀请函了吗?
- What are you gonna do? - About what? - 你打算怎么办? - 什么怎么办?
Your mane is gone. 你的鬃毛不见了
- Can I tell you a secret? - Yes. - 想听个秘密吗? - 好
It was stolen by a Princess. 被一位公主偷走了
I will get it back for you, okay? 我会帮你拿回来的，好吗?
- Will you? - Uh huh. - 你会吗? - 嗯
Thank you. 谢谢
You have a good day. 祝你愉快
I will. 我会的
* 狮子先生 * * 请一定一定要来看我演出 *
* 看你的象鼻子里 *
Mem. Memory stick. MEM = 存储卡
Nini, 尼尼
it's your old friend Waldo. 我是你老友瓦尔多
What, cat got your tongue? 怎么，你哑巴了?
Tell your boss he can have his Mem. 告诉你老大，MEM有了
Meet me tomorrow. Wilshire and Catalina. 明天见，卡特琳娜岛“威尔夏”
2 o'clock. 下午2点
♪ Brush every morning now, brush every night ♪ ♪ 现在，早上要刷牙，晚上也要刷 ♪
♪ My motherfucking teeth is hella fucking white ♪ ♪ 我该死的牙齿都要刷白了 ♪
♪ Teeth can't be shiny, huh? Teeth can't be gold ♪ ♪ 牙齿不可能发光吧？牙齿不可能变黄金 ♪
♪ You fuck with my teeth, bitch, you ain't never growin' old ♪ ♪ 用我的牙干你妹的，你永远不会老 ♪
Young man, could I ask you to use your ear phones please? 小伙子，能请你用一下你的耳机吗?
I mean, those are the rules. 我是说，守点规矩
Excuse me. Who's that you're listening to? 打扰一下，你在听谁的歌?
- Swag Doggg. - Swag Doggg? 嘻哈狗
That's it. 是的
Alright, thank you. 好，谢谢
We got to talk about it. It's all over social media. 咱得谈谈，社交媒体上都传遍了
But you're the first hip hop artist we've seen who spells his name… 你是嘻哈歌手中，第一个将自己名字拼成
D-O-G-G-G. What's that about? Doggg的，怎么回事?
Well, you know, that third G is for the big homie, 你看，第三个G要献给大人物
- God. - God,baby. - 上帝 - 哈，我的神啊
-Praise the Lord. - Immaculent concepted, You feel me? - 赞美主 - 无形的加持，感觉到了吗?
Immaculent concept that pink purse from around your neck. 加持在你脖子上挂的粉色女士包
- It's a Bottega. - That is a purse. - 是“葆蝶家” - 是女士包
- I brush every… -Morning! - I brush every… -Night! - 早上要 - 刷牙 - 晚上要 - 刷牙
I brush and I brush until my teeth are made… 刷呀刷呀，直到我牙齿
White! 变白!
Little Doggg. 小狗狗
Hey, buddy. 嘿，朋友
Earphones. 耳机
It's rules. 注意规矩
Sorry. 抱歉
* 未知来电 *
Hello? 喂?
Waldo? 瓦尔多?
Nice of you to call. 感谢你的来电
Where the hell are you? 你跑哪去了?
I can't say. 我不能讲
Listen, 听着
there's a guy who's going to reach out to you if he hasn't already. 有个家伙会去找你，如果还没去的话
Oh, he has. 哦，他找过了
Hey, he's for real. Don't mess around. 他玩真的，别胡闹
- I know. Everyone thinks he killed you. - He can't if he can't find me. - 我懂，人人都认为他杀了你 - 他找不到我，就办不到
* 武装部队职业中心 * * 你的军事生涯从此开始 *
Hi. I'm writing a piece for Esquire on the new face of Hip hop. 嗨，我在为《绅士》写一篇关于嘻哈新人的文章
Sir, are you okay? 要帮忙吗?
- It's okay. - It's all right. 没事
Could I have that, please? 能还给我吗?
Back up Nini. It's all right. I got this. 退后，尼尼，没事，我搞得定
It's pretty fucking bold of you to be disrespecting me like that. 你真有种，敢这么不尊重我
Especially in light of Lorena's final hours. 尤其是照罗琳娜的最终下场来看
You should have seen her fucking eyes when I lit that match, bro. 你该在我点火柴时，看着她的眼睛，哥们
- She was crying, snot coming down ner nose... - I just talked to her. - 她痛哭流涕 - 我刚跟她说过话
So why don't we cut the bullshit and you tell me… 所以，何不省去废话，你告诉我
why Lorena was messing with you in the first place? 为什么罗琳娜一开始要和你作对?
Hey, if you don't want that flash drive, I could always give it to the police. 如果你不想要那个U盘，我可以交给警察
- Go get yourself an ice cream cone. - Get yourself an ice cream cone. - 去给自己买个冰淇淋蛋筒 - 快去吧
Strawberry. 草莓口味
Like your shirt. 像你的衬衣
Come on, relax. Relax. 来吧，放松点
You're so tense. 你太紧张了
Everything all right? No problems at home? 一切都好吗？家里没事吧?
I just want to know you can talk to me, alright? About anything. 我只想让你知道，你可以对我畅所欲言，好吗?
Lorena was working for me, alright? 罗琳娜为我办事，行了吧?
It's not what you think.It's marital surveillance on 别想歪，是婚姻监视
behalf of my sister watching my old lazy ass brother-in-law. 代表我妹妹监视我的懒鬼妹夫
Lorena comes to see me at this chop shop I use as an office. She sees my Mem sitting there, 罗琳娜来我办公用的销赃店找我，看到MEM在那
the bitch palms it.Then she walks out the office like it's nothing. 就顺走了，然后若无其事地走出办公室
Calls me later saying it's collateral on what she claims I already owe her. 后来她打给我，说这是抵押品，声称我欠她的
Alright, look, I think I got this. 行了，听着，我想我听明白了
- You open to a suggestion? - What you got? - 愿意接受提议吗? - 你有吗?
Alright, I give you the Mem. 好了，我给你MEM
- You let Lorena come back to LA. We rack up the rest as small claims. -Yeah? - 你让罗琳娜回洛杉矶，咱大事化小 - 哦?
- Simple. - It's so simple. - 就这么简单 - 这么简单?
I can't believe I didn't fucking think of that. What are you fucking nuts? 真不敢相信，我居然没想到…你是不是疯了?
I got a reputation to uphold, Waldo. Are you aware of that… 我有头有脸，瓦尔多，你知不知道
Assbags against the wall. 靠墙站好
MotherFucker! 去你的!
If you're looking for Q's flash drive you're out of luck, I didn't bring it. 如果你在找他的U盘，那真不走运，我没带
- What did you just say, Waldo? - Sorry. - 你刚说啥，瓦尔多? - 抱歉
- You got a permit for this? - Nope. - 你有持枪许可吗? - 没
I am arresting both of you 我要逮捕你俩
for the murder of Lorena Nascimento. 涉嫌谋杀罗琳娜·纳萨门托
Want to read your boy here the 6 o'clock news or what? 还不给这小子播报晚间新闻?
Lorena's alive. I just talked to her. 罗琳娜还活着，我刚跟她说过话
-What? -Yeah. -Yeah. - 什么? - 是啊
Fuck! 干!
Well, who was in her car then? 那么，车里是谁?
Can I say, you both suck at your jobs? 我能说，你俩都很失职吗?
Cuppy was never going to book us anyway. 库皮反正也不会照章办事
Just another play to squeeze me. Ain't that right, Cuppy? 只是又想敲诈我，对吧，库皮?
You know, I'm the only one in town who doesn't grease this motherfucking, cocksucking, motherfucker. 要知道，我是城里唯一不孝敬这混球的
Little man. 小家伙
You… 你
You'd better watch your mouth on days that you're not followed around by that… 你最好管住嘴，免得被人尾行，比如
douchebag Eskimo. 变态爱斯基摩佬
What? 咋了?
What the fuc… 什么鬼?
He's an Inuit. You fucking Philistine. 他是因纽特人，你个腓力斯丁人
Let's go, Nini. You got another 24 hours, Waldo. 咱们走，尼尼…再给你24小时，瓦尔多
Okay. 好的
Come on. Let's get you up, Cuppy. 来吧，我扶你起来，库皮
Hi. 你好
Do you have a school directory that I can look up the names of your students 你有学生名单吗？能查到每个班学生
in each class and their parents? 及其家长名字的那种
It's for Jayne White. 简·怀特要的
Thank you. 谢了
Swag Doggg. 嘻哈狗
Jamshidi. 贾希迪
Listen, I'm onto something. What do you know about Darius Jamshidi and Swag Doggg? 听着，我有发现了，认识贾希迪和嘻哈狗吗?
Are those animated characters? 都是卡通人物?
They both wanted me to stay the hell away from your case. 他们都想我远离本案
I went to the school today and checked the directory. 我今天去学校查了名单
They're parents… 他们是家长
They're parents in your daughter's class. 他们是你女儿班级的家长
Now I'm thinking that Monica could have been into something with these other parents, and 我想莫妮卡可能热衷其他家长的八卦
one or more of them wanted her dead. 其中至少有一人要她死
Question is though, what the fuck is going on in that class? 问题是，那班级里到底怎么了?
Who knows? Show and tell, finger painting. I don't know. 谁知道呢，流言蜚语、指手画脚？我也说不清
- Hey Princess! - What? - I'm trying to save your life. 嘿，公主，我在尽力救你的命
- You wanta cut the self pity? - Self pity? - 你想过不再自怜吗? - 自怜?
Look, you got a terrific little girl who already lost her mom. 听好，你有很棒的女儿，她已失去了妈妈
Does she have to lose her dad? 她非得失去爸爸吗?
Nobody talks to me that way! And you know why? 没人这样对我说话，知道为什么?
- Coz they need the money. - No, because they know they'd get a damned good drubbing. Put'em up. - 因为他们要钱 - 不，因为他们知道会挨揍，抬手
Come on, your turn, love. You'll get a real fight. 快，你先来，亲爱的，咱动真格的
- I'm not doing this. - Come on. - I'm not doing this. - 我不会和你动手 - 来啊
- Alastair, you're too drunk! - You're too close! -You're too damn slippery. 阿利斯特，你太醉了
- Alastair? - Hold still… 阿利斯特
- Not even if you weren't, like, twice my age. - How am I supposed to… 即使你年龄不是我两倍也不行!
Okay, look, I'm a pacifist, and I refuse to get involved in this. 好，听着，我是和平主义者，拒绝参与斗殴
- Alastair? - Well earned, sir. - 阿利斯特? - 来之不易，先生
Have you had enough? 你打够了没?
- I've had enough. - Let's you and I have a drink. Help me up. - 我够了 - 咱去喝一杯，拉我起来
Oh, you've trimmed the hedges, handsome devil. 噢，你修剪了树篱，帅哥
You remember having mates, don't you, Waldo? 别忘了你有朋友，瓦尔多?
Not like you. 不像你
There you go. 给你
You're right, of course. 当然，你没说错
I am shitfaced. 我烂醉如泥
More than usual. 非同一般地醉
Chinchin. 敬你
You know what you should have done when your young man died? 你知道，你该做什么吗？趁着年轻
You should have gone on an epic, two week, pub crawl. 你该搞一次史诗般的“酒吧两周行”
Gotten it all out of your system. 把它从你的守则中剔除
To self pity, hmm? 去自怜自艾，对吧?
It is a powerful observation coming from the master. 这是经大师有力观察后的评语
You and I are two sides of the same coin, aren't we? 你和我是同一枚硬币的两面，不是吗?
And now here you are, 你看看你
Back among the living in a way you weren't just a week ago. 以你一周前还没有的样子重拾了生活
Oh, you see a difference? 你看出不同了?
All the difference in the world. 翻天覆地的变化
Simply refuckulous, the way you confronted me out there. 你在外面与我对峙的样子简直太棒了
You didn't have that in you when you first 不同于你第一次
shuffled onto my set with that rat's nest of a beard and those dead eyes. 带着鼠窝般的胡子和死鱼眼，晃进我的片场
You've been brought back a life, mate. 你恢复了生气，伙计
like so many of us, 像我们许多人一样
by singular carnal charms. 凭借奇妙的鱼水之欢
Is Jayne keeping with the baby? 简和婴儿在一起吗?
I think about her all the time, 我一直挂念她
but I haven't thought it right to telephone, given the circumstances. 但在这种情况下，我觉得还是不打电话为好
And I was such a cad. 我真是个无赖
Especially after she told me. 尤其是她告诉我之后
But I was married after all, and what was I to do? 但我毕竟结婚了，我还能怎么办?
And then after the business with my sweet Monica, 然后在与我亲爱的莫妮卡磋商之后
I'm tired, Waldo. 我累了，瓦尔多
Fearing that you may not be as good as 唯恐自己变得
others believe is common to all men. 外强中干，男人皆如是
But fearing that deep down, 但又恐你内心深处
you may be a monster. 可能是个怪物
That's a whole different flavor of Hell. 那是另一种生不如死的滋味
Ladies and gentlemen, 女士们先生们
we are about to begin. 演出即将开始
Please find your seats. 请各位就座
You should have told me about you and Alastair. 你该告诉我，你和阿利斯特的事
There is nothing to tell you. He's a kindergarten Dad. 没什么可对你说的，他是幼儿园家长
Don't worry, it's not Alastair. It's me. 别慌，不是阿利斯特，是我打的
I found this burner in his house. On the night his wife died 我在他家发现这“火炉”,妻子遇害当晚
he texted back and forth with someone inviting her over. 他来回发短信给某人，邀请她过来
Someone, 某人
who said she'd be right there. 说她马上到
Come on. 来吧
Let's talk. 咱聊聊
Did you have a thing with Swag Doggg, too? 你和嘻哈狗也有染?
Yes. 对
And that crazy rich guy, Jamshidi? 还有疯子富商贾希迪?
You know, I've been getting beaten up and threatened the whole week because of you. 要知道，拜你所赐，我整个星期遭罪不少
It was a bunch of rich guys that 与莫妮卡·平奇无关，而是一群有钱人
didn't want their affairs with you exposed. 不想暴露他们和你有私情
What do you want, Waldo? 你想干嘛，瓦尔多?
I'm a thrill seeker, and I'm teaching fucking kindergarten. 我是个追求刺激的人，却在幼儿园教书
What could be a bigger rush than sleeping with the Detective investigating a death you're involved in? 还有比和调查你所涉命案的侦探上床更大的快感吗?
It wasn't just that. 不只如此
I really felt something. 我真的有感觉
Start from the beginning. 从头说起
And no bullshit. 别胡扯
I was hoping that he would leave his wife. 我期望他会离开妻子
But, he was an asshole and he kept talking about how she wanted him 但他是个混球，一直在谈论她多么想
to move back to England with her. 夫妻俩一起搬回英国
Like he didn't give a shit about what I was telling him. 就好像他对我说的话无动于衷
And after that, 从那之后
total radio silence. 他就完全沉默了
But I kept texting him which was… 但我一直给他发短信，可能是在
probably stupid. 犯傻
And then one night he, he messaged me back, 然后有一天晚上，他给我回了短信
saying that, 说
that Monica was out of the house and I should come over and we could talk about us. 莫妮卡不在家，我该过来谈谈我们的事
And before I can even ring the bell, 还没等我按门铃
Monica opens the door and tells me to come inside. 莫妮卡就开门叫我进去
She's holding his phone. 她拿着他的手机
She's the one who messaged me to come over. 是她发短信让我过来的
She tells me Alastair's passed out in the study, and… 她告诉我，阿利斯特醉倒在书房，而且
she wanted to see who it was. 她想看看对方是谁
When she found out it was her daughter's teacher she got… 当她发现是她女儿的老师时，她变得
pretty unhinged. 精神失常了
Kept talking about… 反复念叨着
LA was this evil city and… 洛杉矶是恶魔之城，以及
what a mistake it was coming to LA. 来洛杉矶是多么错误
I was scared she was going to get violent. So, 我害怕她会动粗，所以
I just ran out of there. I drove away. 我就逃出来，开车走了
And then, 接着
the next day, I heard Monica was dead. 第二天，我听说莫妮卡死了
And I tried reaching out to Alastair. 我试图联系阿利斯特
But, 但是
He was even more an asshole. He wouldn't talk to me. 他更像个混球了，不想搭理我
Not even when he was dropping Gabby off, 即便是开车送佳比上学时也不理
So, 所以
Well, when uh... 当
when the chips started falling on him, 当他开始下定决心的时候
I just let them fall. 我只能眼睁睁看着
And you're pregnant? 你怀孕了?
Alastair's? 阿利斯特的?
Jayne, 简
we're about to start. 要开场了
Yeah. 好
Be right there. 马上来
Can we pick this up later? 晚点再谈行吗?
After the play I'm all yours. 演出后，我就归你了
First her necklace, then her ring. 先是她的项链，再是她的戒指
Next I'll take, 接着我会带走
the child as the king! 继承王位的孩子
Today I brew, tomorrow I bake. 今天我酿酒，明天我烤肉
And then the Prince child I'll take! 然后小王子我带走
For no one knows, my little game, 因为没人知道，我的小花招
and Rumpelstiltskin is my name! “侏儒怪”就是我的名字啊!
To guess my name? she'll never guess! 想猜出我名字？她永远猜不到!
Mwah ha ha! 哇哈哈哈哈!
Jayne? 简?
That girl from 'Louisiana Law', what's her name? Yeah. 《路易斯安那州法律》的女孩叫啥?
I need to call her agent. Yeah, I mean, is she pregnant or is it 我要你打给她经纪人，对，她怀孕了还是
I don't know. She's unhappy. Because it's weird, I mean. 我也说不清，她不高兴？因为很诡异
I don't know if she changed, or she's eating, but… 我不知道她是否变了，或者说她的饮食，但
You tell me. But they're feeding her something very, very strange 你给我答案，他们喂她吃奇怪的东西
because I've never seen a shape quite like that. 因为我从没见过那样的形状
Wobbling through the lot, and I, 犹豫再三，于是我
I was like, it's not going to work. And I don't want to look at that. 我就说，这行不通的，我看不下去了
Alright, well, you tell her. Alright, bye. 行，你告诉她，好的，再见
Mr. Waldo! 瓦尔多先生
Mr. Sikorsky. Apologies for the interruption, but 史高基先生，抱歉打扰你了，但是
- I made some progress. - Oh, you did? - 我有进展了 - 哦，是吗?
Fantastic. 好极了
- What is that? - That, my friend, is - 这是什么? - 我的朋友，那是
signed by every quarterback whoever won two superbowls. 每个赢得两届超级碗的四分卫签名
- May I? - Please. Be my guest. - 我能看看吗? - 当然，请便
May I also say it is so good to see your baby face peeking out where once a dead animal lay. 我还想说，看到你改头换面真是太好了
And just when you thought I couldn't get any more handsome. 就在你以为我帅不起来的时候
I, uh, have a run through. But, um, 我要去看排练，不过嘛
fuck 'em. I want to hear this. Shoot. 去他的，我想听你汇报，说吧
It's good news, I guess. 我想是好消息
- I know who killed Monica Pinch. - Fantastic. - 我知道谁杀了莫妮卡·平奇 - 好极了
I mean… 我是说
There's a young lady named Jayne White. 有一位年轻的女士，名叫简·怀特
She was the Pinch girl's kindergarten teacher. 她是平奇女儿的幼儿园老师
Whatta kindergarten teacher want to kill Monica Pinch for? 幼儿园老师为什么要杀莫妮卡·平奇?
She and Alastair were having an affair. 她和阿利斯特有私情
- You don't look surprised. - They had a complicated marriage. - 你看起来并不惊讶 - 他们的婚姻很复杂
You knew him pretty well? 你很了解他?
Knew him well. We did St. Barts last year. 一清二楚，去年我们去了圣巴特
I'm just so fucking relieved it's not Alastair. You know? 我真是松了口气，凶手不是阿利斯特，懂吗?
You know, I knew you were my guy. Fontella said, 我知道你能行，范泰拉说
don't hire that bum. He stinks in every way. “别雇那流浪汉，他浑身发臭”
But I was like, no, that's my guy. 但我就说，不，非他莫属
And do I know casting, or do I know casting? 我更懂演员还是选演员?
Is this chick in custody? Are we good? 这小妞被拘捕了吗？我们没事了?
Jayne? 简?
Yeah. 对啊
No. No, she left town. 不，她逃跑了
Ah, we'll find her. She's a fucking kindergarten teacher, not Whitey Bulger. 会落网的，她是幼儿园老师，不是“白佬巴尔杰”
That's a win-win for Waldo and Sikorsky. 这对咱俩是双赢
You get the killer. I get to keep my syndication. I mean, 你找到凶手，我保住“辛迪加组织”,我是说
it's a tragedy. But, you know, as… 这是一出悲剧，但你懂的
tragedies go. 都过去了
But thank you, and you know, great job and… 总之谢了，你懂的，干得好
Did you know Jayne White? 你认识简·怀特吗?
I know of her. 听说过
Did you know that Alastair got her pregnant? 你知道阿利斯特让她怀孕了吗?
- I'm just wondering if that was something many people were aware of. - Many people? No, - 我只想，确认是否走漏消息 - 没外泄
- this is the inner circle stuff. - Right. But, - 这是核心圈的秘闻 - 对，但是
- you're in the inner circle. - I founded the inner circle. - 你在核心圈内 - 我建立了核心圈
You know, He knows what I'm doing, if you know what I mean. I know what he's 要知道，我和他彼此知根知底
doing, if you know what I mean. 你懂我意思吗?
So what was Monica Pinch's reaction when she found out Jayne White was pregnant? 莫妮卡·平奇发现简·怀特怀孕时，有何反应?
- She was devastated. - I bet. - 痛不欲生 - 八成是
I mean, she probably pushed Alastair even harder to quit the show and move back to England. 她可能更努力地要阿利斯特退出剧组，搬回英国
I can't speak to that because I don't know her as well as I know him. 我不得而知，因为我了解她不如我了解他
Right. 也对
But you knew about the awards. 但你知道奖杯的事
The Shakespeare awards you talked about. They're called Regis, by the way. 你提到过的莎士比亚奖，对了，该叫瑞吉斯奖
What did you say? You said they were all under the bed. 你说什么来着？你说，它们全在床底下
Under the bed, in the attic. It doesn't matter. He just didn't want them around. 床下、阁楼里，无所谓，就是不在他身边
Ah. Got you. 啊，明白了
- Funny, they actually were under the bed. - So? - 巧了，其实就在床下 - 所以?
It's just Alastair said he wasn't sure where they were. It's not a big deal. 只是阿利斯特说，不确定它们在哪，无关紧要
Listen, this is great chatting with you, but time is not my friend. 听着，与你相谈甚欢，但我赶时间
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'll let you go. - Thanks. - 抱歉，我不耽误你了 - 谢谢
Monica Pinch. 莫妮卡·平奇
- Quickly. - Monica Pinch. - 快说 - 莫妮卡·平奇
Now, she didn't find out that Jayne White was pregnant until the night she died. 她直到遇害当晚才发现简·怀特怀孕
So she talked to you about it. 所以她与你谈论此事
It must have been then, right? 一定是在那时，对吧?
Uhh, I'm gonna… 呃，我将要
have to back you up a second there, Mr. Waldo. 不得不在此打断你一下，瓦尔多先生
You said that Jayne White was the murderer. 你说简·怀特是凶手
Oh, no. I said I knew who the murderer was. 哦不，我说我知道谁是凶手
Warren Gomes. 沃伦·冈斯
- Does that name mean anything to you? - No. - 你听过这名字吗? - 没有
He's this lawyer. I had a little bit of a weird thing with him. He kept following me for a couple of days, 他是律师，对我做了点怪事，一连跟踪我好几天
I kinda lost my temper and I confronted him one day. 我有点发火了，有一天与他对峙
We got into a little fight.A couple of hours later, he got killed. 我们起了点冲突，几小时后他被杀了
I'm just trying to piece everything together. And the question is, why I bring it up, 我只想把所有线索拼凑起来，问题是我为何要提这事
He had the same kind of watch as you. 他有和你一样的腕表
- Rich lawyer. - That's what I thought. - 有钱的律师 - 我也这么想
Only, I researched them. They're all individually made, right? No two are identical. 只是我研究过，它们都是单独制作，对吧？独一无二的
Here's the thing. The one he was wearing, it looked a lot like yours. 可有一点，他戴的那块像极了你的
Pure coincidence. This one hasn't left my wrist, except when I shower and sleep. 纯属巧合，除了洗澡睡觉，我从不摘下它
But you asked Fontella what time it was. 但你问过范泰拉时间
- What? When? - At the courthouse after Alastairs's Arraignment. - 什么时候? - 在法院，阿利斯特过堂后
I'm afraid you must be mistaken. 我想你肯定搞错了
But, uh… 不过
Ah, fuck it. 算了
Take a seat. 坐
I want to hear everything your thinking, soup to nuts, alright? 我想让你和盘托出，从头到尾，好吗?
- Soup to nuts? - Yes, please. - Double fuck the read through. - 从头到尾? - 是的，请讲 - 请洗耳恭听
- Let's do that. - Let's do it. - 开始吧 - 来了
- You sure? - Yes, sir. - 你确定? - 是的
Buckle up. 坐稳了
Well, I'm thinking… 我在想
you knew what Monica Pinch kept under her bed, 你知道莫妮卡·平奇的床下收藏
because you were spending time in her bedroom while Alastair was spending time with Jayne. 因为每当阿利斯特去找简的时候，你就会去她卧室
Mr. Waldo, that is brilliant. 瓦尔多先生，真是精彩
I'm thinking that on the night she found out that he'd gotten Jayne pregnant, 我在想，她发现他让简怀孕的那晚
with Alastair passed out cold, 趁阿利斯特醉倒了
I'm thinking that Monica called you 我想莫妮卡打给你
to tell you she was going to tell Alastair about your affair, 告诉你，她要坦承和你的婚外情
to get him to quit the show and move back to England like she'd been wanting. 让他退出剧组，如她所愿搬回英国
But you couldn't afford to lose Alastair, not with the Jamshidi takeover threat. 但在贾希迪的收购威胁下，你不能失去阿利斯特
I'm thinking, 我在想
you drove over there. 你开车赶去
You're going to talk some sense into Monica, 打算跟莫妮卡理论
but she didn't want to hear it. 可她不听
Next thing you guys are arguing, it escalates, and you pick up the Regis Award 接着发生争执，事态恶化，你抄起瑞吉斯奖
and you hit her with it. 打了她
You didn't mean to do it. It's an act of passion. 你并非故意的，而是一时冲动
Thing is, she's hit her head on the way down, and now she's not moving. 问题是，她倒下时撞到头，一动不动了
So you panic. You start wiping down 所以你慌了，你开始擦拭
everything you can remember touching. But the Regis Award was on a wooden table, 每件你记得摸过的东西，但奖杯在一张木桌上
and that had blood stains on it. 上面沾了血迹
Now I'm thinking, I'm just thinking, 我在想，我只是猜想
maybe, 也许
you were worried that some of that was your blood. 你担心其中也有你的血
You could have got cut in the fight. 没准你在争执中受伤
So now what do you do? 所以你做了什么?
You swap around some furniture, 你调换一些家具
You set the alarm on the way out, you get rid of the Regis in some dumpster, 你出门时打开警报器，把瑞吉斯奖扔进垃圾箱
and you let poor old Alastair 你让可怜的老阿利斯特
wake up to take the rap 醒来背锅
How did I do? 我说得对吗?
Come on. 拜托
- And the lawyer guy… - He blackmailed you. - 那个律师呢? - 他勒索你
Even made you cough up that fancy watch which you couldn't resist taking back after you shot him. 甚至让你割舍了那块腕表，而你开枪后又忍不住收回了
That is… 真是
quite brilliant. 相当精彩
In fact, I should give you a pilot deal. 我真该给你一份试播协议
There is one gaping hole in your narrative, however. 然而在你叙述中有个漏洞
Why would I sabotage the biggest asset on this network? 为什么我要蓄意毁掉奈网一哥?
Come on. That's the easy part. You told me yourself 拜托，太简单了，你自己说的
the scandal made the show twice as valuable. 丑闻让这部剧的价值翻倍
You knew Alastair would get off. I mean it's LA. The Star always gets off. 你明白阿利斯特总会下车的，洛杉矶无不散的筵席
And in the meantime, 在此期间
the more publicity, the bigger the windfall. 媒体关注越多，意外收获越大
So what do you do? 所以你做了什么?
You hire the lawyer who will make the most noise. 你雇了最会搅局的律师
And then the Detective who would make the most noise. Even though… 又雇了最会引起争议的侦探，即使
your lawyer kept telling you I'd be a shitty choice. 你的律师不断告诉你，我是个糟糕的选择
And let's be honest. I am a shitty choice. I've never been a PI. 老实讲，我真是糟糕，也没当过调查员
The LAPD fucking hates me. I'm so rusty. I'd probably be useless. 洛杉矶警方恨我，我业务太生疏了，可能毫无用处
But I think you liked me for those reasons. 但我觉得那正合你意
Because that made me the last Detective who'd ever figure out 因为它让我这个侦探直到最后
that you killed Monica Pinch… 才查明你杀了莫妮卡·平奇
and Warren Gomes. 和沃伦·冈斯
A lot of moving parts. 百密一疏
I do have one question. 我有一个问题
What made you so… 是什么让你如此
sure 有把握
that you'd walk in here and deliver that little pitch? 以至于你会走进来自卖自夸?
I'll be honest. 老实讲
I only walked in 98% sure. 我只有98%的把握
And what was the other 2%? 剩下2%是什么?
I had to make sure you were a lefty. 我得确定你是左撇子
I did make one mistake, though. 不过，我的确犯了个错误
I really should have waited until the cops got here. 我真该等警察到了再说的
You, you told them to come? 你叫警察来了?
Well, if I timed it right, they're already downstairs. Of course, 要是我选对时间的话，他们已在楼下了，当然
I don't have a watch. 我没有手表
After you. 你先请
Yeah, you just keep smiling. 好，你就继续笑吧
Watch your haircut. 注意你的发型
Come on. Look lively, fellas. 快，拿出干劲，伙计们
Pete couldn't make it himself? 库皮自己不来?
You know he's not going to let you have this collar, right? 他不会让你们负责这次拘捕吧?
I'm going to head to North Hollywood. Tell Pete I'll meet him there. 我要去北好莱坞，叫他来跟我会合
See you in court. “法庭”见
What are you doing? 你们在干嘛?
Get off my bike! 给我闪开!
- We're not cops, man. We're extras. - Shut the fuck up! - 我们不是警察，哥们，咱是临演 - 闭嘴!
- Ready for your close-up? - Wait! Wait! - 准备好你的特写镜头了吗? - 慢着!
- How are you going to get away with it? - A light fell on set. Happens all the time. - 这事你打算如何脱罪? - 片场的灯掉了，常有的事
Last looks. 最后一幕
… find this here Defendant, 判处被告
Guilty. 有罪
What the fuck? This place is falling apart. 什么鬼？这里就快塌了
Waldo? 瓦尔多
Thank you. 谢了
- Well, that's that then. - Yep. - 事已至此了 - 是啊
Would it be ungrateful to ask what you're doing here? 问你在这干嘛，算忘恩负义吗?
I've been following you since the recruiting office. 从征兵办公室开始，我就一路跟踪你
Even had to sit through that Rumplestiltskin bullshit. 甚至不得不看《侏儒怪》演完
- Really? - Yeah. - 真的? - 对
How'd you get on the lot? 你怎么到这来的?
Snuck in on a studio tour. 溜进摄影棚参观?
Yeah. 对
They really need to check out their security. I could be like a crazy stalker or something, 他们真该检查安保措施，我可能会像跟踪狂之类的
you know? 知道吗?
I, uh, hope you don't mind I used your gun. 我希望你不介意我用了你的枪
I was never here. 我从没来过
Yeah, I can work with that. 行，我能处理掉
Grand. 很好
You do know why I saved your ass, right? 你知道我为什么救你，对吧?
Yeah. I got an idea. 对，我有点头绪
Someone else kills you first, I can't get what I want. It'll be a mess. 别人先杀了你，我想要的落空，可就一团糟了
Nobody will know what to do with themselves. 没人会知道该如何自处
You know, I gotta say, Q. 要知道，我得说，Q
It's not too clever keeping your kind of business records in a flash drive. 把你的交易记录存在U盘里，可不太聪明
Is that what Cuppy thinks is on there? 库皮是这么想的?
Business records. 交易记录
Guy's an idiot. 他真是白痴
Why? What is on there? 哦？里面是什么?
Epic poem. 史诗
Long ass motherfucker, too. 也是长篇大论
It's the only copy I got. 它是我仅有的一份
Epic poem that you wrote? 你写的史诗?
Yeah, that I wrote. 对，我写的
It's about the life of a dealer trying to retain his independence and integrity 关于一个毒贩在企业式“卡特尔”时代中
in an era of corporate style cartels. 努力保持独立和正直的人生
Why an epic poem? 为什么写成史诗?
See, me, I'm an autodidact. Means I'm self educated. 你看，我是一个自修者，意味着我自学成才
I had to enrich my own life. But… 我必须充实自己的生活，但是
my little girl, 我的小女儿
Dulcy, 多茜
I'm gonna make sure… 我要确保
my daughter gets a real education. 我女儿接受真正的教育
That way, she ain't stuck being no cop no dealer. 那样，她就不会在没警察没毒贩的世界里不知所措
I want to give the poem to her, 我想把这首诗给她
so she can see the man I really am. 那么，她就能看到真正的我
Waldo, I need my Mem. 瓦尔多，我需要我的MEM
I need Lorena to come back, so… 我需要罗琳娜回来，所以
I'll tell you what. 给你出个主意
I want you to get my little girl into that fancy ass private school. 我要你把我女儿送进那所奢华的私立学校
Same one as that British dude's kid. 和那英国佬的孩子一样
Get him to help Dulcy, and bring me back my Mem, 叫他帮多茜，把我的MEM还回来
and Lorena can come back. 罗琳娜就能回来了
Have you got the juice for that? 为此你有后门可走吗?
You know, 你看
I just might. 也许有
Okay, Waldo. 好吧，瓦尔多
You got another 24 hours. 再给你24小时
By the way, 顺便说一句
I love 'Johnnie's Bench'. 我爱《法官约翰尼》
You know, my Granddaddy once said, 要知道，我祖父曾说过
It's one thing to write like a poet, 像诗人一样写作是一回事
and another thing altogether to write like a historian. 而像史学家一样写作完全是另一回事
A poet can… 诗人能
rehash or sing about things, not like they were, 改编或讴歌事物，不必知其然
but like they should have been. 但要知其所以然
* 我和唐Q谈妥了 * * 回洛杉矶? * * 做个了结? *
And the historian? 而史学家呢? * 我和唐Q谈妥了 * * 回洛杉矶? * * 做个了结? *
Well, he's got to write about them, not like they should have been, 他纪事不必知其所以然
Fucking Lorena. 该死的罗琳娜
but like they were. 只要知其然
Without adding or subtracting anything from the truth. 不增减任何客观事实
And might I remind you, Counselor, you are getting dangerously close to ruffling my feathers. 容我提醒你一句，律师，你快把我惹毛了
Do you understand the words Contempt of court? 你懂“藐视法庭”这个词吗?
Come in. 请进
The man of the hour. 风云人物
Come here. 过来
Deftly done, me old cockalorum. No tongues. 干得好，老铁，就不舌吻了
Come and sit down. Sit. 过来坐，坐
I want to lavish praise on you. 我想好好夸奖你一番
Is it too much of a cliche to say, I don't know how to thank you? 说“我不知道如何感谢你”会不会太老套?
Is it too much of a cliche to say, I might have an idea? 说“我可能有个主意”会不会太老套?
- Shoot. - I'm thinking - 说 - 我想
- you were right about that epic two week Pub Crawl. - That's a brilliant idea. - 你说的史诗般的“酒吧两周行”是对的 - 好主意
Unfortunately, as of today, 不幸的是，从今天起
this is my liquor of choice. 这是我的佳酿
- Sober as a judge. - Yes, very good. - 像法官一样清醒 - 对，挺好的
I may drop dead any second, 我可能随时会死
but at least now I'm not inviting it. 但至少现在没这打算
I made a shambles of everything, Waldo. 我把一切搞得一团糟，瓦尔多
Monica's gone. Jayne's run off 莫妮卡死了，简跑了
with a son or daughter I may never know. 带着我不知是男是女的孩子
Upon the other hand, I do have my sweet Gabby. 另一方面，我还有我亲爱的佳比
The least I owe her is the best I have. 对她最少的亏欠，是我最好的赎罪
Now that could take more courage than drinking yourself to death. 这可能需要比酗酒至死更大的勇气
Don't I know it. 完全同意
- Courage, mate. - Cheers. - 勇敢点，伙计 - 干杯
- We're ready for you, Mr. Pinch. - Yes. Let's off. - 我们准备好了，平奇先生 - 好，走起
And, uh, don't tell anyone about this. 还有，别把这事说出去
If they think I'm still a drunk, they'll still let me paste the occasional pretty-boy. 只要他们还以为我是醉汉，就还会让我揍“临演美男”
I got your text. 短信收到了
Thanks for squaring things with Q. 感谢你摆平了Q
And yet all you talked about was Pinch. 可你只谈到平奇
I wanted you to do that, too. 那也是我想让你做的
- Hope it didn't cause you too much trouble. - Oh, not at all. - 希望没给你惹太多麻烦 - 一点也不
Made some new friends. 交了些新朋友
Well, if you're up for it, I got something else we could work together. 你愿意的话，我还有别的事可以一起干
You know, I don't think my face could take much more of your action. 你看，我想我的脸经不起你折腾
Stop being such a Princess. You know, you loved every minute of it. 别像个公主，你知道自己乐在其中
You look good. 你气色不错
Yeah. You look pretty good yourself, 嗯，你气色也不差
for a dead woman. 对“死人”而言
- How'd you pull that off? - A coroner down in San Berdoo owed me a favor. - 你怎么做到的? - 圣伯杜的验尸官欠我人情
They let me have a Jane Doe they were going to cremate. So 他们给了我待火化的无名尸
I burned her in my ex husband's car. 我在前夫的车里烧了她
Ex husband? 前夫?
Almost Ex. 快离了
Oh, you want me to tell you if it bothers me that you got married? 你想让我告诉你，你结婚了让我不爽?
I don't need you to tell me. 没这必要
And you disappeared on me. 是你从我身边消失
- I don't owe you anything. - Hey, I didn't say you did. - 我不欠你什么 - 我没那意思
Why don't you tell me what happened to your beard? 何不说说你胡子怎么了?
Who was she? 她是谁?
You were dead. 你“死”了
Barely! My body wasn't even cold. 刚死，尸骨未寒
- I was grieving. - Oh, you know what? Fuck it. - 我很伤心 - 哦，得了吧!
So that's it? You just breeze in and breeze back out? 就这样？说来就来，说走就走?
You ghosted me for three years. 你躲了我3年
Then I drive up your stupid mountain and you're ice man. 我还开车上山找你个“冰人”
You come out here, one week in LA and you've got some little… 你才来洛杉矶待了一周，就得到些
You know what? Forget it, Waldo. I don't know what I was thinking. 知道吗？算了，瓦尔多，当我没说
Fucking Lorena. 该死的罗琳娜
Jesus fucking Christ. 我的天
Fuck me. 见鬼
Give you a ride somewhere? 送你一程?
In this? 坐它?
What's it get, 4 miles to the gallon? 1加仑汽油能飙4英里吗?
It's a C300 and I dropped 55K on it, and 这是C300，我花了5万5
I fucking love it. So what's it going to take to get you to shut up about it? 我超爱的，所以怎样才能让你闭嘴?
Let me drive. 让我开?
Jesus, Waldo. 上帝啊，瓦尔多
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